I was at my wits end when my son came home from school.Do you think i'm being unreasonable when i gave him ---

these choices? Can the D H S have me locked up?


My son came home from school one day,


With a smirk upon his face.


He decided he was smart enough,


to put me in my place.





'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,


that's taught by Mr. Wright?


It's all about the laws today,


The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'





It says I need not clean my room,


don't have to cut my hair


No one can tell me what to think,


or speak, or what to wear.





I have freedom from religion,


and regardless what you say,


I don't have to bow my head,


and I sure don't have to pray.





I can wear earrings if I want,


and pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.


I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,


get tattoos from head to toe.





And if you ever spank me,


I'll charge you with a crime.


I'll back up all my charges,


with the marks on my behind.





Don't you ever touch me,


my body's only for my use,


no! ! ! t for your hugs and kisses,


that's just more child abuse.





Don't preach about your morals,


like your Mama did to you.


That's nothing more than mind control,


And it's illegal too!





Mom, I have these children's rights,


so you can't influence me,


or I'll call Children's Services Division,


better known


as 'C.S.D.'





Mom's Reply and Thoughts





Of course my first instinct was


to toss him out the door.


But the chance to teach him a lesson


made me think a little more.





I mulled it over carefully,


I couldn't let this go.


A smile crept upon my face,


he's messing with a pro.





Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store..


I told him, 'Pick out all you want,


there's shirts %26amp; pants galore.





I've called and checked with C.S.D .


who said they didn't care


if I bought you K-Mart shoes


instead of Nike Airs.





I've canceled that appointment


to take your driver's test.


The C.S.D. is unconcerned


so I'll decide what's best.'





I said 'No time to stop and eat,


or pick up stuff to munch.


And tomorrow you can start to learn


to make your own sack lunch.





Just save the raging appetite,


and wait till dinner time.


We're having liver and onions,


a favorite dish of mine.'





He asked 'Can I please rent a movie,


to watch on my VCR?'


'Sorry, but I sold your TV,


for new tires on my car.


I also rented out your room,


you'll take the couch instead.


The C.S.D. requires


just a roof over your head.





Your clothing won't be trendy now,


I'll choose what we eat.


That allowance that you used t! ! ! o get ,


will buy me something neat.





I'm selling off your jet ski,


dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.


Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',


It's in effect today!





Hey hot shot, are you crying,


Why are you on your knees?


Are you asking God to help you out,


instead of C.S.D..?'





Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers,


or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday


OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH. I love this One!!!


from a MOM


(Mean Old Mother.)

I was at my wits end when my son came home from school.Do you think i'm being unreasonable when i gave him ---
Wonderful! So true! So ironic.





Kids today have so much unearned power these days. Far too many kids use this "power" to manipulate their parents. If a kid doesn't get what he/she wants the kid will use this power to HURT their parents by telling school or Child Protection Services a big lie about what happens at home. The CPS people are supposed to believe the kids, yank them from home and investigate the innocent parents.





Your little poem is true.
Reply:I've known some parents who have been victimized by vindictive kids, and in one case the child is only eleven. Report It

Reply:I have seen this before I love it !!
Reply:This is PERFECT! Thanks











Frustated ,mom
Reply:Excellent...thanks
Reply:VERY VERY APPRECIATED
Reply:I love it!!!!!!!
Reply:I love this one, kids today know it all don't they? LOL
Reply:lol. I have read that before. I love it
Reply:Somebody, at the ACLU offices should read this, this will let them know, what we think, of their sticking their nose in how we raise our Children. You go Girl.
Reply:The God Yahweh allowed us to stone our children to death when they rebelled to save us the trouble of trying to change something that can't be changed. We are slowly going back to them days.
Reply:thats too cute
Reply:Great stuff!
Reply:That is fantastic and much needed. Thank you for sharing!


I'm at my wit's end with my stepdaughter. It's never enough for her. We don't have oodles and oodles of money to try and satisfy her every whim. I want to go swimming. When we are ready to go, nah. I don't want to go. I want to go see a movie. I want to go ice skating. I want a new snow board. I want to go to Friendly's. I want this. I want that. Nah. Yeah. Nah. Yeah.


????????!!! ****?!%26amp;$%But dad, I'm bored. I'm bored. (crying, fake tears) I'm so bored. Go study. I know everything. Dad: Go do some more studying. You can't afford to be this way. (she's failing 2 classes possibly) SD: No... I'll study tomorrow. Dad: No, you won't. Don't lie.





I don't know what is with kids' but they are very hard to please and difficult. There is no compromise. I'm glad that I don't have my own kids because I would be the mean old mom because I don't have millions to spend and lots of time either.


What I have is some time and creativity.
Reply:This post is a violation of TOS



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