Christian Mothers?

The Child's Comments and Thoughts





My son came home from school one day,


With a smirk upon his face.


He decided he was smart enough,


To put me in my place.





"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,


that's taught by Mr. Wright?


It's all about the laws today,


The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'





It says I need not clean my room,


Don't have to cut my hair


No one can tell me what to think,


Or speak, or what to wear.





I have freedom from religion,


And regardless what you say,


I don't have to bow my head,


And I sure don't have to pray.





I can wear earrings if I want,


And pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.


I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,


Get tattoos from head to toe.





And if you ever spank me,


I'll charge you with a crime.


I'll back up all my charges,


With the marks on my behind.





Don't you ever touch me,


My body's only for my use,


Not for your hugs and kisses,


that's just more child abuse.





Don't preach about your morals,


Like your Mama did to you.


That's nothing more than mind control,


And it's illegal too!





Mom, I have these children's rights,


So you can't influence me,


Or I'll call Children's Services Division,


Better known as C.S.D. "





Mom's Reply and Thoughts





Of course my first instinct was


To toss him out the door.


But the chance to teach him a lesson


Made me think a little more.





I mulled it over carefully,


I couldn't let this go.


A smile crept upon my face,


he's messing with a pro.





Next day I took him shopping


At the local Goodwill Store..


I told him, "Pick out all you want,


there's shirts %26amp; pants galore.





I've called and checked with C.S.D.


Who said they didn't care


If I bought you K-Mart shoes


Instead of those Nike Airs.





I've canceled that appointment


To take your driver's test.


The C.S.D. Is unconcerned


So I'll decide what's best"





I said "No time to stop and eat,


Or pick up stuff to munch.


And tomorrow you can start to learn


To make your own sack lunch.





Just save the raging appetite,


And wait till dinner time.


We're having liver and onions,


A favorite dish of mine."





He asked "Can I please rent a movie,


To watch on my VCR?"


"Sorry, but I sold your TV,


For new tires on my car.





I also rented out your room,


You'll take the couch instead.


The C.S.D. Requires


Just a roof over your head.





Your clothing won't be trendy now,


I'll choose what we eat.


That allowance that you used to get,


Will buy me something neat.





I'm selling off your jet ski,


Dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.


Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',


It's in effect today!





Hey hot shot, are you crying,


Why are you on your knees?


Are you asking God to help you out,


Instead of C.S.D..?"




















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Christian Mothers?
Man this is a very nice poem. I mean imagine all the negative thoughts people place in the minds of children. Better yet, the school teachers teach children things that have to do with the bill of rights and children try using it to against their own parents placing parents in a position not to discipline. However, this childs mother was not worried one bit because she knew just how to handle her child in such a situation. I love this poem.
Reply:LOL AMEN!!!
Reply:!!! Thankyou for making me grin





Mine is almost 18 - Gawd help us


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Reply:Ah, materialism at it's best.





Seriously, no Christian parent should have raised their child in such a way to bring about this kind of situation to begin with.
Reply:i like that i think it is funny how the schools dont tell our children that as long as they have food and a roof they dont care that is the chlid procetive services that is I like the mothers responds to the child it was vey cute how she handle her child in a very loving caring way
Reply:Thanks for the post. I like it! I have a 15 year old and understand it completely.
Reply:Made me laugh so hard I cried!. I love it!
Reply:Wow, I love it!
Reply:That's great! You get a star!
Reply:These are great! I'll have to copy them for some kids I know!



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