Friday, July 31, 2009

Hey . this is funny .?

%26lt;%26lt; Read this and laugh. Do some of it if you want, but most of all, don't forget what your childhood was like. 1. Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today. 2. Dot all you "i's" with smiley faces. 3. Sing into you hairbrush. 4. Grow a milk mustache. 5. Smile back at the man in the moon. 6. Read the funnies.. Throw the rest of the paper away. 7. Dunk your cookies. 8. Ask somebody if their refrigerator is running. 9. Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along. 10. Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach. 11. Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even though you wanted both of them for yourself. 12. Step carefully over sidewalk cracks. 13. Change into some play clothes. 14. Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich. 15.. Have a staring contest with your cat. 16. Eat ice cream for breakfast. 17. Kiss a frog, just in case. 18. Give someone a "hug around the neck". 19. Blow


the wrapper off a straw. 20. Refuse to eat crusts. 21. Make a face the next time someone tells you "no". 22. Watch TV in your pajamas. 23. Ask "Why?" a lot. 24. Make graham-cracker-and-frosting sandwiches. 25. Believe in a fairy tale. 26. Have someone read you a story 27. Eat dessert first. 28. Wear you favorite shirt with you favorite pants, even if they don't match. 29. Sneak some frosting off a cake. 30. Refuse to back down in a "did vs. did not" argument. 31. Do a cartwheel. 32. Get someone to buy you something you don't really need. 33. Hide your vegetables under your napkin. 34. Stay up past you bedtime. 35. Whatever you're doing, stop once in a while for recess. 36. Wear red gym shoes. (David Kauffman flashback, guys) 37. Make a slurpy sound with your straw when you get to the bottom of a milkshake. 38. Sit really still for as long as the dog is asleep in you lap. 39. Put way too much sugar on your cereal. 40. Play a song you


like really loud over and over. 41. Find some pretty stones and save them. 42. Let the string all the way on your kite. 43. Stick you head out the car window and moo if you see a cow. 44. Walk barefoot in wet grass. 45. Giggle at nude statues in a museum. 46. Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner. 47. Fuss a little, then take a nap. 48. Take a running jump over a big puddle. 49. Eat dinner at the coffee table. 50. Giggle a lot for no real reason. 51. Make a clover chain for someone you really "like-like." 52. Stir ice cream flavors together. 53. DO that tap-someone-on-the-shoulder-while-you-st... side-and-they-turn-around-and-no-one's-t... thing. 54. Enjoy your all-time favorite candy bar. (Remember you've never heard of calories!) 55. Wear a ball cap backwards. 56. Go to the zoo. 57. Say "duh" when stuff is obvious. 58. Throw something and when it lands make a cool exploding bomb noise. 59. Put


an orange slice in your mouth, peel side out, and smile at people. 60. Try to eat all the chocolate off a peanut butter cup. 61. Every time someone says "See you later" say "Not if I see you first" or "Thanks for the warning" then laugh real hard. 62. Whistle the theme from you favorite tv show all day. 63. Squish some mud between you toes. 64. Stay up late watching scary movies. 65. Buy yourself a helium balloon. 66. Ride a roller coaster two times in a row. 67. Sing the "I see London, I see France" song to someone wearing low-slung pants. 68. Eat peanut butter straight out of the jar. 69. WHen your gum starts losing its flavor, spit it out and get a new piece. 70. Write your sweetie's initials in a chalk heart on the sidewalk. 71. Wave to the engineer. 72. Make a smiley face with your bacon and eggs. 73. Run through the sprinkler with all your clothes on. 74. Lick all the ice cream out of an ice cream sandwich before you eat the


sandwich part. 75. Look down as you walk and hope to find money. 76. Catch lightening bugs in a jar and make a lantern. 77. Practice whistling through your teeth. 78. Eat cereal any ol' time of the day if you feel like it. 79. Yell out "opposite day!" then tell someone they're really smart. 80. Wear a bubble gum machine ring. 81. Watch a lot of tv and don't feel guilty about it. 82. Skip a stone across a pond. 83. Make somebody laugh just when they start to drink something. 84. Eat the chocolate stripe out of your neopolitan ice cream. 85. Ask to be excused. 86. Chew bubble gum. 87. Spin the stem of an apple to see what letter it comes out on. 88. Start thinking now what you want for your next birthday.

Hey . this is funny .?
7.) do it all the time still to this day


10.) did it last weekend


12.) do it when i'm with my kids


19.) everytime i get one i do it


20.) i never eat the crust it's gross


22.) do that for most of the day


29.) i still do it all the time and blame the kids


43.) sadly, i still do it


53.) do it to my old man all the time, it's still funny


57.) still do it, duh


64.) it's october i do it all month long


75.) i do look down all the time when i walk but that's so i don't fall


80.) i have one on now, my daughter gave it to me





Thanx for all the memories! I really loved this one!
Reply:What a wonderful walk down memory lane! Thanks!!
Reply:Sorry too much reading.......didnt feel like reading all that!
Reply:wow. you writing a novel?
Reply:I love it... i'm gonna see how many of those I can do today
Reply:After reading it there is only one thing to do===LoL.
Reply:Ahh those were the days. Cheers :-D



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