Hey you were 90's kid if you remember any of the following. Kinda long I know but if you were a true 90's kid then you will appreciate and enjoy all of the little memories. Feel free to leave a memory behind that was left out. Good day to all. ; )
If you remember this you grew up in the 90's
Type: Just for Fun - Totally Random
Description: Just wanted to remind people of the good ole days.
You're a 90's kid if:
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)
You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.
When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being Tommy.
You remember when super nintendo's became popular.
You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
"I've fallen and I can't get up"
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
Two words... Trapper Keeper.
You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles
NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS
Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
You remember a time before the WB.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You thought Brain woud finally take over the world
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.
You remember when razor scooters were cool.
When we were younger:
Before the MySpace frenzy...
Before the Internet %26amp; text messaging...
Before Sidekicks %26amp; iPods...
Before MIKE JONES...
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...
...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon %26amp; Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs %26amp; paid $3.50 for a movie.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
Way back.
Tag.
Get Over Here!!!! means something to you.
Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
Red Light, Green Light.
Heads Up 7 Up.
Playing Kickball %26amp; Dodgeball until your porch light came on.
Hopskotch.
Slip-n-Slides.
Tree Houses.
Hula Hoops.
HELLO....HOT WHEELS!!!!!
"POWER OF LOVE" BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS.
The annoying Giga Pets %26amp; Furbies.
Running through the sprinklers.
That "Little Mermaid"
Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.
Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"
CAPRI SUN
Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, Fairy Princess comforter.
The original Power Rangers
Or what about:
Hey Arnold.
Rugrats.
The Secret World of Alex Mac.
Ren %26amp; Stimpy.
Double Dare.
Rocco's Modern Life.
AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.
Wild %26amp; Crazy Kids.
Clarissa Explains it All.
CAMP NOWHERE
Salute Your Shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
The original cast members of All That.
Kenan %26amp; Kel.
"CITY GUYS"...ROLLW/ THE CITY GUYS
Doug.
Magic School Bus.
Nick Arcade.
Flash Forward.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Hey Dude.
Dinosaurs.
Alladin.
Mummies Alive
Pinky and the Brain
Sailor Moon.
Blossom.
Hangin with Mr. Cooper.
Martin
Beavis %26amp; Butt-Head
Wishbone.
Bill Nye the Science Guy
MR RODGERS!!!!
Who could forget Snick? %26amp; Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life, I Love Lucy and TGIF.
Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
or Nick Jr. with Face
Gulah Gulah Island
Little Bear
Busy Town
Under the Umbrella Tree
PEE-WEE!!!
The Big Comfy Couch
Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
Class field trips.
When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
When $5 seemed like a million, %26amp; another dollar a miracle.
When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.
When Toys R Us overuled the mall.
Go back to the time when:
Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'
'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'
It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.
Being old referred to anyone over 20.
A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
Scrapes %26amp; bruises were kissed %26amp; made better.
It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.
When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library.
When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.
Sockem Boppers
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
You were a kid of the 90's if???????? Enjoy!?
OMG i remember all that! TMNT were the BEST i luved the origional power rangers their are too many now and its killed it =\
as the everythign being decided by eeny meeny miney moe i used that the other day when i didnt know the answers in a test Lol!
oh yea i never understood that about smurfs lol i use to get up early to watch it =)aw and everyone use to have to take the latest ty into school or they would be "uncool" Lol
omgoodness how could you forget "Rosey and Jim" the tv show with the boat and the duck, oh and "tots tv" was the BEST THING EVER!
90's was good =)
Reply:wow you said it i relived some memories thanks
Reply:and "Grunge" music rocked the world!
Reply:"Captain Planet - I remember that shish, it was AWESOME.... PSYCHE"
I must admit that was pretty awesome, but you left out - you remember when Kirby Puckett hit a walk off homerun in game six in 1991 WS against the Braves.
Reply:i remember! i loved my sockum bopers. that was fun. and rugrats. and every thing else you mentioned. (especially barbies)
♥
FISH
Friday, July 31, 2009
I was at my wits end when my son came home from school.Do you think i'm being unreasonable when i gave him ---
these choices? Can the D H S have me locked up?
My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.
'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
It says I need not clean my room,
don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
and I sure don't have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.
I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,
get tattoos from head to toe.
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
my body's only for my use,
no! ! ! t for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
Don't preach about your morals,
like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!
Mom, I have these children's rights,
so you can't influence me,
or I'll call Children's Services Division,
better known
as 'C.S.D.'
Mom's Reply and Thoughts
Of course my first instinct was
to toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
made me think a little more.
I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.
Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, 'Pick out all you want,
there's shirts %26amp; pants galore.
I've called and checked with C.S.D .
who said they didn't care
if I bought you K-Mart shoes
instead of Nike Airs.
I've canceled that appointment
to take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. is unconcerned
so I'll decide what's best.'
I said 'No time to stop and eat,
or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
to make your own sack lunch.
Just save the raging appetite,
and wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
a favorite dish of mine.'
He asked 'Can I please rent a movie,
to watch on my VCR?'
'Sorry, but I sold your TV,
for new tires on my car.
I also rented out your room,
you'll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D. requires
just a roof over your head.
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used t! ! ! o get ,
will buy me something neat.
I'm selling off your jet ski,
dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!
Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
instead of C.S.D..?'
Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers,
or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday
OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH. I love this One!!!
from a MOM
(Mean Old Mother.)
I was at my wits end when my son came home from school.Do you think i'm being unreasonable when i gave him ---
Wonderful! So true! So ironic.
Kids today have so much unearned power these days. Far too many kids use this "power" to manipulate their parents. If a kid doesn't get what he/she wants the kid will use this power to HURT their parents by telling school or Child Protection Services a big lie about what happens at home. The CPS people are supposed to believe the kids, yank them from home and investigate the innocent parents.
Your little poem is true.
Reply:I've known some parents who have been victimized by vindictive kids, and in one case the child is only eleven. Report It
Reply:I have seen this before I love it !!
Reply:This is PERFECT! Thanks
Frustated ,mom
Reply:Excellent...thanks
Reply:VERY VERY APPRECIATED
Reply:I love it!!!!!!!
Reply:I love this one, kids today know it all don't they? LOL
Reply:lol. I have read that before. I love it
Reply:Somebody, at the ACLU offices should read this, this will let them know, what we think, of their sticking their nose in how we raise our Children. You go Girl.
Reply:The God Yahweh allowed us to stone our children to death when they rebelled to save us the trouble of trying to change something that can't be changed. We are slowly going back to them days.
Reply:thats too cute
Reply:Great stuff!
Reply:That is fantastic and much needed. Thank you for sharing!
I'm at my wit's end with my stepdaughter. It's never enough for her. We don't have oodles and oodles of money to try and satisfy her every whim. I want to go swimming. When we are ready to go, nah. I don't want to go. I want to go see a movie. I want to go ice skating. I want a new snow board. I want to go to Friendly's. I want this. I want that. Nah. Yeah. Nah. Yeah.
????????!!! ****?!%26amp;$%But dad, I'm bored. I'm bored. (crying, fake tears) I'm so bored. Go study. I know everything. Dad: Go do some more studying. You can't afford to be this way. (she's failing 2 classes possibly) SD: No... I'll study tomorrow. Dad: No, you won't. Don't lie.
I don't know what is with kids' but they are very hard to please and difficult. There is no compromise. I'm glad that I don't have my own kids because I would be the mean old mom because I don't have millions to spend and lots of time either.
What I have is some time and creativity.
Reply:This post is a violation of TOS
selling
My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.
'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
It says I need not clean my room,
don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
and I sure don't have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.
I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,
get tattoos from head to toe.
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
my body's only for my use,
no! ! ! t for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
Don't preach about your morals,
like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!
Mom, I have these children's rights,
so you can't influence me,
or I'll call Children's Services Division,
better known
as 'C.S.D.'
Mom's Reply and Thoughts
Of course my first instinct was
to toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
made me think a little more.
I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.
Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, 'Pick out all you want,
there's shirts %26amp; pants galore.
I've called and checked with C.S.D .
who said they didn't care
if I bought you K-Mart shoes
instead of Nike Airs.
I've canceled that appointment
to take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. is unconcerned
so I'll decide what's best.'
I said 'No time to stop and eat,
or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
to make your own sack lunch.
Just save the raging appetite,
and wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
a favorite dish of mine.'
He asked 'Can I please rent a movie,
to watch on my VCR?'
'Sorry, but I sold your TV,
for new tires on my car.
I also rented out your room,
you'll take the couch instead.
The C.S.D. requires
just a roof over your head.
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used t! ! ! o get ,
will buy me something neat.
I'm selling off your jet ski,
dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!
Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
instead of C.S.D..?'
Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers,
or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday
OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH. I love this One!!!
from a MOM
(Mean Old Mother.)
I was at my wits end when my son came home from school.Do you think i'm being unreasonable when i gave him ---
Wonderful! So true! So ironic.
Kids today have so much unearned power these days. Far too many kids use this "power" to manipulate their parents. If a kid doesn't get what he/she wants the kid will use this power to HURT their parents by telling school or Child Protection Services a big lie about what happens at home. The CPS people are supposed to believe the kids, yank them from home and investigate the innocent parents.
Your little poem is true.
Reply:I've known some parents who have been victimized by vindictive kids, and in one case the child is only eleven. Report It
Reply:I have seen this before I love it !!
Reply:This is PERFECT! Thanks
Frustated ,mom
Reply:Excellent...thanks
Reply:VERY VERY APPRECIATED
Reply:I love it!!!!!!!
Reply:I love this one, kids today know it all don't they? LOL
Reply:lol. I have read that before. I love it
Reply:Somebody, at the ACLU offices should read this, this will let them know, what we think, of their sticking their nose in how we raise our Children. You go Girl.
Reply:The God Yahweh allowed us to stone our children to death when they rebelled to save us the trouble of trying to change something that can't be changed. We are slowly going back to them days.
Reply:thats too cute
Reply:Great stuff!
Reply:That is fantastic and much needed. Thank you for sharing!
I'm at my wit's end with my stepdaughter. It's never enough for her. We don't have oodles and oodles of money to try and satisfy her every whim. I want to go swimming. When we are ready to go, nah. I don't want to go. I want to go see a movie. I want to go ice skating. I want a new snow board. I want to go to Friendly's. I want this. I want that. Nah. Yeah. Nah. Yeah.
????????!!! ****?!%26amp;$%But dad, I'm bored. I'm bored. (crying, fake tears) I'm so bored. Go study. I know everything. Dad: Go do some more studying. You can't afford to be this way. (she's failing 2 classes possibly) SD: No... I'll study tomorrow. Dad: No, you won't. Don't lie.
I don't know what is with kids' but they are very hard to please and difficult. There is no compromise. I'm glad that I don't have my own kids because I would be the mean old mom because I don't have millions to spend and lots of time either.
What I have is some time and creativity.
Reply:This post is a violation of TOS
selling
Want To Know What Kids Can Teach You???
Truths Learned From Kids
35 Truths Learned from Kids
From a San Diego father who has identified 35 truths he learned from his children:
1. There is no such thing as childproofing your house.
2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 4-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a Superman cape.
5. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20' room.
6. Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
7. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up several times before you get a hit.
8. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
9. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
10. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
11. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh-oh", it is already too late.
12. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smokes--lots of it.
13. A 6 year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 60-year-old man says it can only be done in the movies.
14. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
15. If you use a waterbed as a home plate while wearing baseball shoes, it does not leak. It explodes.
16. A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq ft house almost 4 inches deep.
17. Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year-old.
18. Duplos will not.
19. Play-Doh and microwave ovens should never be used in the same sentence.
20. Super Glue is forever.
21. MacGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know.
22. So can Tarzan.
23. No matter how much Jell-O you put in the pool, you still can't walk on water.
24. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
25. VCRs do not eject PB%26amp;J sandwiches, even though TV commercials show they do.
26. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
27. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
28. You probably don't want to know what that odor is.
29. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
30. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
31. The fire department in San Diego has at least a 5-minute response.
32. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
33. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
34. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
35. A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life. (....unfortunately, mostly in retrospect). :-)
Want To Know What Kids Can Teach You???
This one is not mine, but I wanted to pass it on.
Why do we spend the first year or so of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, then the next dozen or so telling them to sit down and shut up?
I have heard that new studies indicate insanity is hereditary... --we get it from our children.
And a lesson learned from one of my own: Did you know that a pair of tweezers looks like it will fit perfectly into an electrical wall outlet?
Actually, at my age, I have raised a lot of children...
In fact I am still raising one...
--He's 35 now.
Those of you who have tykes still in nappies (diapers), know the joys of children... Like when your boss or someone you wanted to impress is visiting and starts bouncing your tyke on his knee.
You suddenly realize that even though you just changed the child, they have already explored the best thing to do in a clean nappie...
Reply:I LOVED that!
Reply:Absolutely Freaking Brilliant! LOL!!!
Reply:lol nice!!!!!!!!!!!1
Reply:lol oh my god they are soooooo true!! quality stuff have a star from me!
Reply:36) spare the rod and spoil the child
Reply:very cute
Reply:nice and informative
Reply:BRILLIANT
car audio
35 Truths Learned from Kids
From a San Diego father who has identified 35 truths he learned from his children:
1. There is no such thing as childproofing your house.
2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 4-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a Superman cape.
5. It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20' room.
6. Baseballs make marks on ceilings.
7. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up several times before you get a hit.
8. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
9. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
10. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
11. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh-oh", it is already too late.
12. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smokes--lots of it.
13. A 6 year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 60-year-old man says it can only be done in the movies.
14. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
15. If you use a waterbed as a home plate while wearing baseball shoes, it does not leak. It explodes.
16. A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq ft house almost 4 inches deep.
17. Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year-old.
18. Duplos will not.
19. Play-Doh and microwave ovens should never be used in the same sentence.
20. Super Glue is forever.
21. MacGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know.
22. So can Tarzan.
23. No matter how much Jell-O you put in the pool, you still can't walk on water.
24. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
25. VCRs do not eject PB%26amp;J sandwiches, even though TV commercials show they do.
26. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
27. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
28. You probably don't want to know what that odor is.
29. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.
30. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
31. The fire department in San Diego has at least a 5-minute response.
32. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
33. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
34. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
35. A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life. (....unfortunately, mostly in retrospect). :-)
Want To Know What Kids Can Teach You???
This one is not mine, but I wanted to pass it on.
Why do we spend the first year or so of a child's life teaching them to walk and talk, then the next dozen or so telling them to sit down and shut up?
I have heard that new studies indicate insanity is hereditary... --we get it from our children.
And a lesson learned from one of my own: Did you know that a pair of tweezers looks like it will fit perfectly into an electrical wall outlet?
Actually, at my age, I have raised a lot of children...
In fact I am still raising one...
--He's 35 now.
Those of you who have tykes still in nappies (diapers), know the joys of children... Like when your boss or someone you wanted to impress is visiting and starts bouncing your tyke on his knee.
You suddenly realize that even though you just changed the child, they have already explored the best thing to do in a clean nappie...
Reply:I LOVED that!
Reply:Absolutely Freaking Brilliant! LOL!!!
Reply:lol nice!!!!!!!!!!!1
Reply:lol oh my god they are soooooo true!! quality stuff have a star from me!
Reply:36) spare the rod and spoil the child
Reply:very cute
Reply:nice and informative
Reply:BRILLIANT
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Hey . this is funny .?
%26lt;%26lt; Read this and laugh. Do some of it if you want, but most of all, don't forget what your childhood was like. 1. Give yourself a gold star for everything you do today. 2. Dot all you "i's" with smiley faces. 3. Sing into you hairbrush. 4. Grow a milk mustache. 5. Smile back at the man in the moon. 6. Read the funnies.. Throw the rest of the paper away. 7. Dunk your cookies. 8. Ask somebody if their refrigerator is running. 9. Play a game where you make up the rules as you go along. 10. Order with eyes that are bigger than your stomach. 11. Open a pack of cupcakes and give one to a friend even though you wanted both of them for yourself. 12. Step carefully over sidewalk cracks. 13. Change into some play clothes. 14. Try to get someone to trade you a better sandwich. 15.. Have a staring contest with your cat. 16. Eat ice cream for breakfast. 17. Kiss a frog, just in case. 18. Give someone a "hug around the neck". 19. Blow
the wrapper off a straw. 20. Refuse to eat crusts. 21. Make a face the next time someone tells you "no". 22. Watch TV in your pajamas. 23. Ask "Why?" a lot. 24. Make graham-cracker-and-frosting sandwiches. 25. Believe in a fairy tale. 26. Have someone read you a story 27. Eat dessert first. 28. Wear you favorite shirt with you favorite pants, even if they don't match. 29. Sneak some frosting off a cake. 30. Refuse to back down in a "did vs. did not" argument. 31. Do a cartwheel. 32. Get someone to buy you something you don't really need. 33. Hide your vegetables under your napkin. 34. Stay up past you bedtime. 35. Whatever you're doing, stop once in a while for recess. 36. Wear red gym shoes. (David Kauffman flashback, guys) 37. Make a slurpy sound with your straw when you get to the bottom of a milkshake. 38. Sit really still for as long as the dog is asleep in you lap. 39. Put way too much sugar on your cereal. 40. Play a song you
like really loud over and over. 41. Find some pretty stones and save them. 42. Let the string all the way on your kite. 43. Stick you head out the car window and moo if you see a cow. 44. Walk barefoot in wet grass. 45. Giggle at nude statues in a museum. 46. Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner. 47. Fuss a little, then take a nap. 48. Take a running jump over a big puddle. 49. Eat dinner at the coffee table. 50. Giggle a lot for no real reason. 51. Make a clover chain for someone you really "like-like." 52. Stir ice cream flavors together. 53. DO that tap-someone-on-the-shoulder-while-you-st... side-and-they-turn-around-and-no-one's-t... thing. 54. Enjoy your all-time favorite candy bar. (Remember you've never heard of calories!) 55. Wear a ball cap backwards. 56. Go to the zoo. 57. Say "duh" when stuff is obvious. 58. Throw something and when it lands make a cool exploding bomb noise. 59. Put
an orange slice in your mouth, peel side out, and smile at people. 60. Try to eat all the chocolate off a peanut butter cup. 61. Every time someone says "See you later" say "Not if I see you first" or "Thanks for the warning" then laugh real hard. 62. Whistle the theme from you favorite tv show all day. 63. Squish some mud between you toes. 64. Stay up late watching scary movies. 65. Buy yourself a helium balloon. 66. Ride a roller coaster two times in a row. 67. Sing the "I see London, I see France" song to someone wearing low-slung pants. 68. Eat peanut butter straight out of the jar. 69. WHen your gum starts losing its flavor, spit it out and get a new piece. 70. Write your sweetie's initials in a chalk heart on the sidewalk. 71. Wave to the engineer. 72. Make a smiley face with your bacon and eggs. 73. Run through the sprinkler with all your clothes on. 74. Lick all the ice cream out of an ice cream sandwich before you eat the
sandwich part. 75. Look down as you walk and hope to find money. 76. Catch lightening bugs in a jar and make a lantern. 77. Practice whistling through your teeth. 78. Eat cereal any ol' time of the day if you feel like it. 79. Yell out "opposite day!" then tell someone they're really smart. 80. Wear a bubble gum machine ring. 81. Watch a lot of tv and don't feel guilty about it. 82. Skip a stone across a pond. 83. Make somebody laugh just when they start to drink something. 84. Eat the chocolate stripe out of your neopolitan ice cream. 85. Ask to be excused. 86. Chew bubble gum. 87. Spin the stem of an apple to see what letter it comes out on. 88. Start thinking now what you want for your next birthday.
Hey . this is funny .?
7.) do it all the time still to this day
10.) did it last weekend
12.) do it when i'm with my kids
19.) everytime i get one i do it
20.) i never eat the crust it's gross
22.) do that for most of the day
29.) i still do it all the time and blame the kids
43.) sadly, i still do it
53.) do it to my old man all the time, it's still funny
57.) still do it, duh
64.) it's october i do it all month long
75.) i do look down all the time when i walk but that's so i don't fall
80.) i have one on now, my daughter gave it to me
Thanx for all the memories! I really loved this one!
Reply:What a wonderful walk down memory lane! Thanks!!
Reply:Sorry too much reading.......didnt feel like reading all that!
Reply:wow. you writing a novel?
Reply:I love it... i'm gonna see how many of those I can do today
Reply:After reading it there is only one thing to do===LoL.
Reply:Ahh those were the days. Cheers :-D
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the wrapper off a straw. 20. Refuse to eat crusts. 21. Make a face the next time someone tells you "no". 22. Watch TV in your pajamas. 23. Ask "Why?" a lot. 24. Make graham-cracker-and-frosting sandwiches. 25. Believe in a fairy tale. 26. Have someone read you a story 27. Eat dessert first. 28. Wear you favorite shirt with you favorite pants, even if they don't match. 29. Sneak some frosting off a cake. 30. Refuse to back down in a "did vs. did not" argument. 31. Do a cartwheel. 32. Get someone to buy you something you don't really need. 33. Hide your vegetables under your napkin. 34. Stay up past you bedtime. 35. Whatever you're doing, stop once in a while for recess. 36. Wear red gym shoes. (David Kauffman flashback, guys) 37. Make a slurpy sound with your straw when you get to the bottom of a milkshake. 38. Sit really still for as long as the dog is asleep in you lap. 39. Put way too much sugar on your cereal. 40. Play a song you
like really loud over and over. 41. Find some pretty stones and save them. 42. Let the string all the way on your kite. 43. Stick you head out the car window and moo if you see a cow. 44. Walk barefoot in wet grass. 45. Giggle at nude statues in a museum. 46. Make cool screeching noises every time you turn a corner. 47. Fuss a little, then take a nap. 48. Take a running jump over a big puddle. 49. Eat dinner at the coffee table. 50. Giggle a lot for no real reason. 51. Make a clover chain for someone you really "like-like." 52. Stir ice cream flavors together. 53. DO that tap-someone-on-the-shoulder-while-you-st... side-and-they-turn-around-and-no-one's-t... thing. 54. Enjoy your all-time favorite candy bar. (Remember you've never heard of calories!) 55. Wear a ball cap backwards. 56. Go to the zoo. 57. Say "duh" when stuff is obvious. 58. Throw something and when it lands make a cool exploding bomb noise. 59. Put
an orange slice in your mouth, peel side out, and smile at people. 60. Try to eat all the chocolate off a peanut butter cup. 61. Every time someone says "See you later" say "Not if I see you first" or "Thanks for the warning" then laugh real hard. 62. Whistle the theme from you favorite tv show all day. 63. Squish some mud between you toes. 64. Stay up late watching scary movies. 65. Buy yourself a helium balloon. 66. Ride a roller coaster two times in a row. 67. Sing the "I see London, I see France" song to someone wearing low-slung pants. 68. Eat peanut butter straight out of the jar. 69. WHen your gum starts losing its flavor, spit it out and get a new piece. 70. Write your sweetie's initials in a chalk heart on the sidewalk. 71. Wave to the engineer. 72. Make a smiley face with your bacon and eggs. 73. Run through the sprinkler with all your clothes on. 74. Lick all the ice cream out of an ice cream sandwich before you eat the
sandwich part. 75. Look down as you walk and hope to find money. 76. Catch lightening bugs in a jar and make a lantern. 77. Practice whistling through your teeth. 78. Eat cereal any ol' time of the day if you feel like it. 79. Yell out "opposite day!" then tell someone they're really smart. 80. Wear a bubble gum machine ring. 81. Watch a lot of tv and don't feel guilty about it. 82. Skip a stone across a pond. 83. Make somebody laugh just when they start to drink something. 84. Eat the chocolate stripe out of your neopolitan ice cream. 85. Ask to be excused. 86. Chew bubble gum. 87. Spin the stem of an apple to see what letter it comes out on. 88. Start thinking now what you want for your next birthday.
Hey . this is funny .?
7.) do it all the time still to this day
10.) did it last weekend
12.) do it when i'm with my kids
19.) everytime i get one i do it
20.) i never eat the crust it's gross
22.) do that for most of the day
29.) i still do it all the time and blame the kids
43.) sadly, i still do it
53.) do it to my old man all the time, it's still funny
57.) still do it, duh
64.) it's october i do it all month long
75.) i do look down all the time when i walk but that's so i don't fall
80.) i have one on now, my daughter gave it to me
Thanx for all the memories! I really loved this one!
Reply:What a wonderful walk down memory lane! Thanks!!
Reply:Sorry too much reading.......didnt feel like reading all that!
Reply:wow. you writing a novel?
Reply:I love it... i'm gonna see how many of those I can do today
Reply:After reading it there is only one thing to do===LoL.
Reply:Ahh those were the days. Cheers :-D
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Can someone help me with a 70's love song?
I think the name of the song is put on your Dancin Shoes. But i'm not sure. at the end of the Chorus it has the words......Spin on that Wheel of Romance. I used to hear it at the local Roller Skating Ring. I wish I could be more helpful, but could someone can give me the Title and the Artist? Please!!!
Can someone help me with a 70's love song?
DANCING SHOES
Nigel Olsson
Too many long conversations
And no one is hearin' a word
Just tryin' to escape the frustrations
Till a song in the night can be heard
Put on your dancin' shoes
Throw out those one night blues
Here's one to love and to chance
For a spin on that wheel of romance
Too slow to unriddle your problems
Too lonely for someone to care
Long lonely silence keeps haunting
Till the song in the night finds you there
Put on your dancin' shoes
Throw out those one night blues
And here's one to love and to chance
For a spin on that wheel
Spin on that wheel
Spin on that wheel of romance
Ah oh ah ah ah oh
The face like an angel
She's waiting
She smiles and looks over at you
You yearn for this situation
Now finally, your dreams have come true
Ooh ooh ooh
Put on your dancin' shoes
Sweep her away with you
Cause here's one to love and to share
Caught on that wheel
Caught on that wheel
Caught on that wheel of romance
(Put on your dancin' shoes)
Put on your dancin' shoes
Sweep her away with you
Put on your dancin' shoes
Sweep her away with you, you, oh you
(Put on your dancin' shoes)
Put on your dancin' shoes
Oh ew oh oh
Dancing shoes....
Reply:DANCIN' SHOES
Nigel Olsson - 1978
Too many long converstaions
And no one is hearing a word
Just trying to escape the frustrations
Till a song in the night can be heard
Put on your dancin' shoes
Throw out those one night blues
Here's one to love and to chance
For a spin on that wheel of romance
Too slow to unriddle all your problems
Too lonely for someone to care
Long, lonely silence keeps haunting
Till the song in the night finds you there
Put on your dancin' shoes
Throw out those one night blues
And here's one to love and to chance
For a spin on that wheel
Spin on that wheel
Spin on that wheel of romance
A face like an angel, she's waiting
She smiles and looks over at you
You yearn for this situation
Now finally your dreams have come true
Put on your dancin' shoes
Sweep her away with you
Cause here's one to love and to share
Caught on that wheel
Caught on that wheel
Caught on that wheel of romance
Put on your dancin' shoes
Put on your dancin' shoes
Sweep her away with you
Put on your dancin' shoes
Sweep her away with you
You, you, oh, you
(Fade to End)
Put on your dancin' shoes
Put on your dancin' shoes
Reply:"Dancing Shoes" by Olsson Nigel
Reply:I just remember KC %26amp; The Sunshine Band playing at the roller ring. Probably not the one but it goes like this:
girl, to be with you is my fav'rite thing
uh huh
and i can't wait til i see you again
yeah, yeah
i want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes
just to boogie with you, yeah
i want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes just to boogie with you,uh huh
i want to do it 'til the sun comes up
uh huh, and i want to do it 'til
i can't get enough, yeah, yeah
i want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes
just to boogie with you, yeah
i want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes just to boogie with you
uh huh, yeah yeah
i want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes
just to boogie, with you, yeah
i want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes just to boogie with you, yeah
buying
Can someone help me with a 70's love song?
DANCING SHOES
Nigel Olsson
Too many long conversations
And no one is hearin' a word
Just tryin' to escape the frustrations
Till a song in the night can be heard
Put on your dancin' shoes
Throw out those one night blues
Here's one to love and to chance
For a spin on that wheel of romance
Too slow to unriddle your problems
Too lonely for someone to care
Long lonely silence keeps haunting
Till the song in the night finds you there
Put on your dancin' shoes
Throw out those one night blues
And here's one to love and to chance
For a spin on that wheel
Spin on that wheel
Spin on that wheel of romance
Ah oh ah ah ah oh
The face like an angel
She's waiting
She smiles and looks over at you
You yearn for this situation
Now finally, your dreams have come true
Ooh ooh ooh
Put on your dancin' shoes
Sweep her away with you
Cause here's one to love and to share
Caught on that wheel
Caught on that wheel
Caught on that wheel of romance
(Put on your dancin' shoes)
Put on your dancin' shoes
Sweep her away with you
Put on your dancin' shoes
Sweep her away with you, you, oh you
(Put on your dancin' shoes)
Put on your dancin' shoes
Oh ew oh oh
Dancing shoes....
Reply:DANCIN' SHOES
Nigel Olsson - 1978
Too many long converstaions
And no one is hearing a word
Just trying to escape the frustrations
Till a song in the night can be heard
Put on your dancin' shoes
Throw out those one night blues
Here's one to love and to chance
For a spin on that wheel of romance
Too slow to unriddle all your problems
Too lonely for someone to care
Long, lonely silence keeps haunting
Till the song in the night finds you there
Put on your dancin' shoes
Throw out those one night blues
And here's one to love and to chance
For a spin on that wheel
Spin on that wheel
Spin on that wheel of romance
A face like an angel, she's waiting
She smiles and looks over at you
You yearn for this situation
Now finally your dreams have come true
Put on your dancin' shoes
Sweep her away with you
Cause here's one to love and to share
Caught on that wheel
Caught on that wheel
Caught on that wheel of romance
Put on your dancin' shoes
Put on your dancin' shoes
Sweep her away with you
Put on your dancin' shoes
Sweep her away with you
You, you, oh, you
(Fade to End)
Put on your dancin' shoes
Put on your dancin' shoes
Reply:"Dancing Shoes" by Olsson Nigel
Reply:I just remember KC %26amp; The Sunshine Band playing at the roller ring. Probably not the one but it goes like this:
girl, to be with you is my fav'rite thing
uh huh
and i can't wait til i see you again
yeah, yeah
i want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes
just to boogie with you, yeah
i want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes just to boogie with you,uh huh
i want to do it 'til the sun comes up
uh huh, and i want to do it 'til
i can't get enough, yeah, yeah
i want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes
just to boogie with you, yeah
i want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes just to boogie with you
uh huh, yeah yeah
i want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes
just to boogie, with you, yeah
i want to put on my my my my my
boogie shoes just to boogie with you, yeah
buying
Here's some what's normal questions!!....vote now!!?
Ever wonder if the rest of the world agrees with u heres ur chance to see if ure normal!! 1.toilet paper...when u have it on the roller should it unroll over the top or under?
2. cat or dog? which do u prefer?
3. sneakers or tennis shoes? what do u say?
4. like or dislike george bush?
5. own a cell phone or dont own a cell phone?
6. rent or own a house?(if u still live at home vote rent)
7. mario or luigi?
8. movies or tv shows which do u prefer?
9. rain or snow?
10.tight or baggy jeans?
please use honest answers only if both suggestions dont apply please pick the the better answer even if it doesnt apply
Here's some what's normal questions!!....vote now!!?
1. over the top
2. cat
3. sneakers
4. dislike G. Bush
5. own a cell phone
6. rent a condo
7. mario
8. movies
9. rain
10. tight jeans
Reply:1.Top
2.Dog
3.Sneakers
4.Dislike
5.Don't own one
6.Rent
7.Luigi
8.T.V. Shows
9.Rain
10.Baggy
Reply:1. over the top so I can see the prints
2. both. I love animals!
3. Sneakers for shopping, tennis shoes for tennis playing, and high heels for party! yeah!
4. no feeling bout him. dunno him personally anyways..
5. have 3 cell phones (hot lines! LOL)
6. both. Have a house in my homeland, but now I rent in the country I live in.
7. Luigi! My teddy bear's name is Luigi ^o^
8. both. depends on what is playing
9. Snow.. LOTS of snow so I can make LOTS of snowmen!
10. Tight. We dun live in the 80's anymore..
Reply:1. Over the top.
2. Doggies!! Esp. St Bernards! :-)
3. Sneakers.
4. To be honest I don't really know anything about him, I never watch the news or anything.
5. Own.
6. Well, my parents rent.
7. Luigi!
8. Hmm, probably movies.
9. Don't like being out in either but I prefer to see snow.
10. Tight - but not like, super tight that no-one looks good in!
Reply:1. Over top
2. Dog. Cats are evil
3. Both - In GA where I'm from, it's tennis shoes. Where I live in PA, it's sneakers.
4. Dislike - with a passion
5. Own - And I realized just how much I depend on it when I left it at home one day last week
6. Rent an apt. - have you seen housing prices in my area!
7. Mario
8. TV shows - I don't have the attention span to sit through most movies.
9. If I could stay at home and have it not be cold, I'd say snow... but since I hate winter, I'll take rain.
10. In the middle, I like them to be comfortable, but not baggy.
Reply:Wow! ton of q's! fun little survery!
some of these I didn't really want to choose between but I'll respect your rules...
1. over the top.
2. dog.
3. tennis shoes.
4. dislike.
5. own a cell.
6. rent
7. luigi!
8. tv shows
9.snow
10. tight
Reply:1.toilet paper...when u have it on the roller should it unroll over the top or under? DONT CARE-ONLY WHAT TEXTURE,PRICE AND COLOUR
2. cat or dog? which do u prefer? DONT CARE
3. sneakers or tennis shoes? what do u say? DEPENDS HOW GURLIE OR CAMP THEY LOOK
4. like or dislike george bush? DONT CARE
5. own a cell phone or dont own a cell phone? DO YOU REALLY OWN CELL PHONES?
6. rent or own a house?(if u still live at home vote rent) IF YOU BUY A HOUSE, DO YOU REALLY OWN IT???.. ME THINKS NOT
7. mario or luigi? DEPENDS IF ITS ON PLAY STATION OR NINTENDO
8. movies or tv shows which do u prefer? GOOD ONES.
9. rain or snow? DONT CARE, MY MOTORCYCLE WILL STILL BE MY MAIN RIDE
10.tight or baggy jeans? DEPENDS ON WHICH HAS THE BEST LOOKON ME.
Reply:1. under
2. both
3. tennis shoes
4. dislike. Boo that man
5. own a cell phone
6. rent
7. mario
8. tv shows
9. snow more fun
10. tight but not too tight
Reply:1. top
2. cat
3. sneakers
4. --
5. own
6. rent (live at home)
7. luigi
8. movies
9. rain
10. tight
Reply:top,dog,tennis shoes,dilike,own several,own,luigi,tv,snow,baggy
Reply:Top
Cat
Sneakers
DISLIKE
Dont
own
mario
movies
snow
baggy
♥
Reply:1) Roll under. I don't know why!
2) Cats are awesome.
3) Tennis shoes
4) I dislike him. But, more importantly, I don't trust him.
5) Own a cell phone
6) Rent my house
7) Mario!!! Luigi just rides on Mario's coattails.
8) Movies
9) Rain. My car doesn't like the snow.
10) Baggy... then they're not too uncomfortable.
Reply:1. Over the top
2. Dog
3. Tennis shoes
4. Dislike
5. Own a cell phone
6. Own
7. Luigi
8. Movies
9. Snow
10. Tight
Reply:1.toilet paper...top or under? Under
2. cat or dog? which do u prefer? Cat
3. sneakers or tennis shoes? what do u say? Sneakers
4. like or dislike george bush? Dislike
5. own a cell phone or dont own a cell phone? Own
6. rent or own a house?(if u still live at home vote rent) Own
7. mario or luigi? Luigi
8. movies or tv shows which do u prefer? Movies
9. rain or snow? Rain
10.tight or baggy jeans? Tight
Reply:1. Under the bottom
2. Dog
3. Sneakers
4. Dislike
5. Own a cell
6. Rent
7. Mario
8. TV
9. Rain
10. Tight
(Good questions)
Reply:1-Under(that's called ettiquette)
2-DoG(I hate cats)
3-sneakers
4-Like
5-Soon I will
6-I OWN a house
7-mario
8-movies
9-rain
10-baggy
Reply:good one !!
1- under , more helpful
2-dog, cats are means
3-sneakers , more comfrotable
4-hate him
5-own a cell phone , though it's boring sometimes
6-own my house so that no one would be controlling me
7-marioooooo
8-movies , they 've an end - tv shows make u curious and have a dumb end
9- rain , it's more romantic
10- tight - looks sexier on me , at least
Reply:1. Over.
2. Dog.
3. Both, but uh... sneakers.
4. DISLIKE.
5. Own.
6. Rent.
7. I don't know why they are.
8. Movies, but both!
9. Rain.
10. Eh... tightish.
Reply:1)Top (2) Cat (3) Sneakers (4) Totally dislike. (5) Own. (6) Own. (7) Mario. (8) TV shows. (9) Rain. (10) Baggy.
Hey! That was fun! Didn't have to strain my brain for a change! Go well. and God Bless!
Reply:1. under
2. dog
3. sneakers
4. dislike
5. own a cell phone
6. rent
7. mario
8. tv shows
9. snow
10. baggy
Reply:1 Over the top
2 Dog, but I think cats are neat too
3 What's the difference any more?
4 Could care less, one way or the other
5 Cell phone are the work of the devil
6 Rent
7 Mario, just because I know who that is
8 Recent movies suck, and TV blows
9 Rain
10 Tight on girls. I prefer slacks
Reply:1. Over the top
2. Neither. Cats are psycho and I don't want to pick up dog pooh.
3.Sneakers
4.Like
5.Don't own
6. Rent-don't live at home
7.Mario
8.Movies
9. Definitely snow- romantic
10. Baggy
Reply:1. over
2. I like them both, but cats are easier to own. Not a good question, therefore.
3. I say "tennies"
4. Hate, loathe, despise. I guess I'll pick dislike, then.
5. Nope!
6. rent
7. I have no idea what this one is asking
8. The Daily Show, Buffy, My Cousin Vinny, Harvey
9. don't know what this is asking, whether I like them or whether they happen where I live. It's not a quesion.
10. comfy jeans. (tight are uncomfortable, but so are jeans with 5,000 yards of extra material or jeans that fall down all the time -- not a good question)
Reply:1. top
2.dog
3.sneakers
4.don't know
5.don't own a cell
6.rent
7.mario
8.tv shows
9.snow
10.tight
Reply:Abnormally Flawed Survey
1-[ambiguous] 'front'-***meatball***
2-hate pets %26amp; pet owners disgust me - [feed PEOPLE not pets]
3-items are athletic/sports shoes [unlike casual or dress]** YAH**
4-wot? takin a survey? "Nunya!"
5-If you need me, I'll call you! ***numbskull***
6-I OWN my home!
7-I do NOT play GAMES
8-TV is MUCH cheaper ~ Movies AND Shows are on it !
9-How about a nice clear, sunny 82F day?
10-My clothes FIT! ***pencil pushin twit***
Certainly don't need these 10 indicaters to recognise abnormalities from the brain dead 'norms'. This is more queer than Rosie Odonald, Melisa Ethridge, Elen Degenerate, Elton John %26amp; Richard Simmons rolled into one!
Reply:1. Over the top.
2. Dog.
3. Sneakers
4. Dislike
5. Own a cell phone.
6. Own a house.
7. Mario.
8. Movies.
9. Rain
10. Baggy jeans.
Reply:1. top
2. dog
3. tennies
4. dislike now
5. don't own
6. rent an apartment
7. Mario
8. Tv shows
9. snow
10. tight on women, baggy on me
Reply:over top, neither, sneakers, dislike, have two, rent, mario, movies, snow, tight
tanning
2. cat or dog? which do u prefer?
3. sneakers or tennis shoes? what do u say?
4. like or dislike george bush?
5. own a cell phone or dont own a cell phone?
6. rent or own a house?(if u still live at home vote rent)
7. mario or luigi?
8. movies or tv shows which do u prefer?
9. rain or snow?
10.tight or baggy jeans?
please use honest answers only if both suggestions dont apply please pick the the better answer even if it doesnt apply
Here's some what's normal questions!!....vote now!!?
1. over the top
2. cat
3. sneakers
4. dislike G. Bush
5. own a cell phone
6. rent a condo
7. mario
8. movies
9. rain
10. tight jeans
Reply:1.Top
2.Dog
3.Sneakers
4.Dislike
5.Don't own one
6.Rent
7.Luigi
8.T.V. Shows
9.Rain
10.Baggy
Reply:1. over the top so I can see the prints
2. both. I love animals!
3. Sneakers for shopping, tennis shoes for tennis playing, and high heels for party! yeah!
4. no feeling bout him. dunno him personally anyways..
5. have 3 cell phones (hot lines! LOL)
6. both. Have a house in my homeland, but now I rent in the country I live in.
7. Luigi! My teddy bear's name is Luigi ^o^
8. both. depends on what is playing
9. Snow.. LOTS of snow so I can make LOTS of snowmen!
10. Tight. We dun live in the 80's anymore..
Reply:1. Over the top.
2. Doggies!! Esp. St Bernards! :-)
3. Sneakers.
4. To be honest I don't really know anything about him, I never watch the news or anything.
5. Own.
6. Well, my parents rent.
7. Luigi!
8. Hmm, probably movies.
9. Don't like being out in either but I prefer to see snow.
10. Tight - but not like, super tight that no-one looks good in!
Reply:1. Over top
2. Dog. Cats are evil
3. Both - In GA where I'm from, it's tennis shoes. Where I live in PA, it's sneakers.
4. Dislike - with a passion
5. Own - And I realized just how much I depend on it when I left it at home one day last week
6. Rent an apt. - have you seen housing prices in my area!
7. Mario
8. TV shows - I don't have the attention span to sit through most movies.
9. If I could stay at home and have it not be cold, I'd say snow... but since I hate winter, I'll take rain.
10. In the middle, I like them to be comfortable, but not baggy.
Reply:Wow! ton of q's! fun little survery!
some of these I didn't really want to choose between but I'll respect your rules...
1. over the top.
2. dog.
3. tennis shoes.
4. dislike.
5. own a cell.
6. rent
7. luigi!
8. tv shows
9.snow
10. tight
Reply:1.toilet paper...when u have it on the roller should it unroll over the top or under? DONT CARE-ONLY WHAT TEXTURE,PRICE AND COLOUR
2. cat or dog? which do u prefer? DONT CARE
3. sneakers or tennis shoes? what do u say? DEPENDS HOW GURLIE OR CAMP THEY LOOK
4. like or dislike george bush? DONT CARE
5. own a cell phone or dont own a cell phone? DO YOU REALLY OWN CELL PHONES?
6. rent or own a house?(if u still live at home vote rent) IF YOU BUY A HOUSE, DO YOU REALLY OWN IT???.. ME THINKS NOT
7. mario or luigi? DEPENDS IF ITS ON PLAY STATION OR NINTENDO
8. movies or tv shows which do u prefer? GOOD ONES.
9. rain or snow? DONT CARE, MY MOTORCYCLE WILL STILL BE MY MAIN RIDE
10.tight or baggy jeans? DEPENDS ON WHICH HAS THE BEST LOOKON ME.
Reply:1. under
2. both
3. tennis shoes
4. dislike. Boo that man
5. own a cell phone
6. rent
7. mario
8. tv shows
9. snow more fun
10. tight but not too tight
Reply:1. top
2. cat
3. sneakers
4. --
5. own
6. rent (live at home)
7. luigi
8. movies
9. rain
10. tight
Reply:top,dog,tennis shoes,dilike,own several,own,luigi,tv,snow,baggy
Reply:Top
Cat
Sneakers
DISLIKE
Dont
own
mario
movies
snow
baggy
♥
Reply:1) Roll under. I don't know why!
2) Cats are awesome.
3) Tennis shoes
4) I dislike him. But, more importantly, I don't trust him.
5) Own a cell phone
6) Rent my house
7) Mario!!! Luigi just rides on Mario's coattails.
8) Movies
9) Rain. My car doesn't like the snow.
10) Baggy... then they're not too uncomfortable.
Reply:1. Over the top
2. Dog
3. Tennis shoes
4. Dislike
5. Own a cell phone
6. Own
7. Luigi
8. Movies
9. Snow
10. Tight
Reply:1.toilet paper...top or under? Under
2. cat or dog? which do u prefer? Cat
3. sneakers or tennis shoes? what do u say? Sneakers
4. like or dislike george bush? Dislike
5. own a cell phone or dont own a cell phone? Own
6. rent or own a house?(if u still live at home vote rent) Own
7. mario or luigi? Luigi
8. movies or tv shows which do u prefer? Movies
9. rain or snow? Rain
10.tight or baggy jeans? Tight
Reply:1. Under the bottom
2. Dog
3. Sneakers
4. Dislike
5. Own a cell
6. Rent
7. Mario
8. TV
9. Rain
10. Tight
(Good questions)
Reply:1-Under(that's called ettiquette)
2-DoG(I hate cats)
3-sneakers
4-Like
5-Soon I will
6-I OWN a house
7-mario
8-movies
9-rain
10-baggy
Reply:good one !!
1- under , more helpful
2-dog, cats are means
3-sneakers , more comfrotable
4-hate him
5-own a cell phone , though it's boring sometimes
6-own my house so that no one would be controlling me
7-marioooooo
8-movies , they 've an end - tv shows make u curious and have a dumb end
9- rain , it's more romantic
10- tight - looks sexier on me , at least
Reply:1. Over.
2. Dog.
3. Both, but uh... sneakers.
4. DISLIKE.
5. Own.
6. Rent.
7. I don't know why they are.
8. Movies, but both!
9. Rain.
10. Eh... tightish.
Reply:1)Top (2) Cat (3) Sneakers (4) Totally dislike. (5) Own. (6) Own. (7) Mario. (8) TV shows. (9) Rain. (10) Baggy.
Hey! That was fun! Didn't have to strain my brain for a change! Go well. and God Bless!
Reply:1. under
2. dog
3. sneakers
4. dislike
5. own a cell phone
6. rent
7. mario
8. tv shows
9. snow
10. baggy
Reply:1 Over the top
2 Dog, but I think cats are neat too
3 What's the difference any more?
4 Could care less, one way or the other
5 Cell phone are the work of the devil
6 Rent
7 Mario, just because I know who that is
8 Recent movies suck, and TV blows
9 Rain
10 Tight on girls. I prefer slacks
Reply:1. Over the top
2. Neither. Cats are psycho and I don't want to pick up dog pooh.
3.Sneakers
4.Like
5.Don't own
6. Rent-don't live at home
7.Mario
8.Movies
9. Definitely snow- romantic
10. Baggy
Reply:1. over
2. I like them both, but cats are easier to own. Not a good question, therefore.
3. I say "tennies"
4. Hate, loathe, despise. I guess I'll pick dislike, then.
5. Nope!
6. rent
7. I have no idea what this one is asking
8. The Daily Show, Buffy, My Cousin Vinny, Harvey
9. don't know what this is asking, whether I like them or whether they happen where I live. It's not a quesion.
10. comfy jeans. (tight are uncomfortable, but so are jeans with 5,000 yards of extra material or jeans that fall down all the time -- not a good question)
Reply:1. top
2.dog
3.sneakers
4.don't know
5.don't own a cell
6.rent
7.mario
8.tv shows
9.snow
10.tight
Reply:Abnormally Flawed Survey
1-[ambiguous] 'front'-***meatball***
2-hate pets %26amp; pet owners disgust me - [feed PEOPLE not pets]
3-items are athletic/sports shoes [unlike casual or dress]** YAH**
4-wot? takin a survey? "Nunya!"
5-If you need me, I'll call you! ***numbskull***
6-I OWN my home!
7-I do NOT play GAMES
8-TV is MUCH cheaper ~ Movies AND Shows are on it !
9-How about a nice clear, sunny 82F day?
10-My clothes FIT! ***pencil pushin twit***
Certainly don't need these 10 indicaters to recognise abnormalities from the brain dead 'norms'. This is more queer than Rosie Odonald, Melisa Ethridge, Elen Degenerate, Elton John %26amp; Richard Simmons rolled into one!
Reply:1. Over the top.
2. Dog.
3. Sneakers
4. Dislike
5. Own a cell phone.
6. Own a house.
7. Mario.
8. Movies.
9. Rain
10. Baggy jeans.
Reply:1. top
2. dog
3. tennies
4. dislike now
5. don't own
6. rent an apartment
7. Mario
8. Tv shows
9. snow
10. tight on women, baggy on me
Reply:over top, neither, sneakers, dislike, have two, rent, mario, movies, snow, tight
tanning
Young people only?
Before the MySpace frenzy. Before the Internet %26amp; text messaging. Before Sidekicks %26amp; iPods. Before MIKE JONESSS Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX. Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night. WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was $0.95 a gallon %26amp; Caller ID was a new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs %26amp; paid $3.50 for a movie. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans. When 2Pac and Biggie where alive. When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever. Way back. Tag. Get Over Here!!!! means something to you. Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk. Red Light, Green Light. Heads Up 7 Up. Playing Kickball %26amp; Dodgeball until your porch light came on. Hopskotch. Slip-n-Slides. Tree Houses. Hula Hoops. Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps. The annoying Nano Pets %26amp; Furbies. Running through the sprinklers. Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King. Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car. Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car. Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It" Wait. Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter. Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats. The original Power Rangers Or what about: The Secret Life of Alex Mac. Ren %26amp; Stimpy. Double Dare. Rocko's Modern Life. AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS. Wild %26amp; Crazy Kids. Clarissa Explains it All. salute your shorts(CAMP ANAWANA) Are You Afraid of the Dark? The original cast members of all that. Kenan %26amp; Kel. doug. magic school bus. flash forward. pete and pete. legends of the hidden temple. hey dude. dinosaurs. pinky and the brain. blossom. hangin with mr.copper. wishbone. bill-nye the science guy. kablamm. Who could forget Snick? %26amp; Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life %26amp; I Love Lucy. Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years. or nick jr. with face gulah gulah island little bear under the unbrella tree the busy world of richard scary the adventures of winnie the pooh Kool-Aid was the drink of choice. Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school. Class field trips. POGS When Christmas was the most exciting time of year. When $5 seemed like a million, %26amp; another dollar a miracle. When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday. When Toys R Us overuled the mall. Go back to the time when Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'. Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!' 'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest. Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'. It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends. Being old referred to anyone over 20. A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery. Scrapes %26amp; bruises were kissed %26amp; made better. It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair. When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever. When Ninja Turtles ruled the world. When Lisa Frank was the raddest thing ever. When a candy bar at the grocery store was the highlight of your day. When coupons collected all year could get you a prize in your class auction. When the only thing you cried over was your mom being late to pick you up. When stress was addition and subtraction. When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over and who's to TP When shaving cream was just meant for play. When a first kiss only lead to cooties. When valentines day meant cards for all. When birthdays were a class event. When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life. (Yeah, that's still no good)...... who would have thought youd miss the 90's so much
Young people only?
Sorry I don't have time to read your book here.
Reply:Well one thing I don't miss about the 90's is the Clintons!
Reply:I think that is awesome. I'm only 17, but still..I remember all of that stuff! I think it's really neat that you posted something like this, because it really gets me thinking back to all of those "good times" as a young kid. Thanks.
Reply:Wow dude, that's a novel.
Reply:WOW
Reply:You must be kind of bored!
I loved the goosebumps books, I Love Lucy, Facts of Life, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Red Light Green Light, all of that! Damn... you made me remember all of that stuff! :-)
Reply:way too much to read.
Reply:yawn
Reply:Dude, really, that was nice and all, but as soon as I got to the fourth sentence I skipped the rest, you dragged it along a little too long. But yes, I wish I could be old so that I could laugh and do that "Back in my day....." crap, old ppl are the coolest!!
Reply:Wow! I remember all of that stuff... talk about nostalgia... yeah, i miss those days. Who woulda thought. I can't believe i am actually saying that. Thanks for the memories... and i mean it... ;0)
Reply:i like that stuff. i still sometimes looks at I Love Lucy and stuff.
Reply:wow, that's going to run neck and neck with "war and peace"
Reply:Wow, I remember a lot of that stuff! Lots of memories! However, don't miss the 90s that much.I love times the way they are right now!
Reply:Believe me i know what your talking about and i miss a lot. That is what is wrong with society kids no longer act like kids. Everyone takes everyting seriously and people thing they have to do everything at once. Elementary kids are having se.x . Kids are starting to date in 3rd and 4th grad and have serious relationships. I know for one thing i do not want my kids to live like this. ANd if it is this bad now how bad is it going to be in the future.
Reply:wow a lot of info. i think that you captured the 90s quite well. and i miss the 90s and the 80s. my sis is with the 60s and 70s as her favorites even if we werent there for most or some of these time eras, but very well researched and remembered question.but i am not sure but did you mention furby's.
Reply:Ok wha??
Reply:i really don't know what you're question is
Reply:yeah had fun times.
Reply:sorry thats too long of a question. but thanks for taking the time to post it,
Reply:Yeah I miss the teenage years sometimes....but geez!!!
Reply:those were the days, man!!! those were the days!!!!!!
Reply:the 90s had its good times and bad times i do miss being a kid but no matter what we all gotta grow up and face changes. whats so bad about an ipod anyways?
altho it is scary when you see a ten year old girl bragging to her playmates how her parents bougth her a razr cell phone and pink ipod(both of which i did not get until i was like a teen) you kinda gotta stop and think about how much our society has changed.
Reply:That was awsome!! I miss it all *sobs* most all I think I miss the cartoons in pj's on saturday morning try watching them now and they have all changed so much there not the same and I think the turtles look evil now and I didnt even remember The Secret Life of Alex Mac till now I loved that show. The only think you left out was sleepovers and how you braged you were gonna stay up till the next morning and everyone was asleep at 11.
Reply:thanks for writing all that it really brought back some good memories and yes I read every word
Reply:Yes, it may have been long, but I read it all and found that I remembered everything you wrote about, and it really brought back memories. Thanks for the nostalgia.
flower
Young people only?
Sorry I don't have time to read your book here.
Reply:Well one thing I don't miss about the 90's is the Clintons!
Reply:I think that is awesome. I'm only 17, but still..I remember all of that stuff! I think it's really neat that you posted something like this, because it really gets me thinking back to all of those "good times" as a young kid. Thanks.
Reply:Wow dude, that's a novel.
Reply:WOW
Reply:You must be kind of bored!
I loved the goosebumps books, I Love Lucy, Facts of Life, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Red Light Green Light, all of that! Damn... you made me remember all of that stuff! :-)
Reply:way too much to read.
Reply:yawn
Reply:Dude, really, that was nice and all, but as soon as I got to the fourth sentence I skipped the rest, you dragged it along a little too long. But yes, I wish I could be old so that I could laugh and do that "Back in my day....." crap, old ppl are the coolest!!
Reply:Wow! I remember all of that stuff... talk about nostalgia... yeah, i miss those days. Who woulda thought. I can't believe i am actually saying that. Thanks for the memories... and i mean it... ;0)
Reply:i like that stuff. i still sometimes looks at I Love Lucy and stuff.
Reply:wow, that's going to run neck and neck with "war and peace"
Reply:Wow, I remember a lot of that stuff! Lots of memories! However, don't miss the 90s that much.I love times the way they are right now!
Reply:Believe me i know what your talking about and i miss a lot. That is what is wrong with society kids no longer act like kids. Everyone takes everyting seriously and people thing they have to do everything at once. Elementary kids are having se.x . Kids are starting to date in 3rd and 4th grad and have serious relationships. I know for one thing i do not want my kids to live like this. ANd if it is this bad now how bad is it going to be in the future.
Reply:wow a lot of info. i think that you captured the 90s quite well. and i miss the 90s and the 80s. my sis is with the 60s and 70s as her favorites even if we werent there for most or some of these time eras, but very well researched and remembered question.but i am not sure but did you mention furby's.
Reply:Ok wha??
Reply:i really don't know what you're question is
Reply:yeah had fun times.
Reply:sorry thats too long of a question. but thanks for taking the time to post it,
Reply:Yeah I miss the teenage years sometimes....but geez!!!
Reply:those were the days, man!!! those were the days!!!!!!
Reply:the 90s had its good times and bad times i do miss being a kid but no matter what we all gotta grow up and face changes. whats so bad about an ipod anyways?
altho it is scary when you see a ten year old girl bragging to her playmates how her parents bougth her a razr cell phone and pink ipod(both of which i did not get until i was like a teen) you kinda gotta stop and think about how much our society has changed.
Reply:That was awsome!! I miss it all *sobs* most all I think I miss the cartoons in pj's on saturday morning try watching them now and they have all changed so much there not the same and I think the turtles look evil now and I didnt even remember The Secret Life of Alex Mac till now I loved that show. The only think you left out was sleepovers and how you braged you were gonna stay up till the next morning and everyone was asleep at 11.
Reply:thanks for writing all that it really brought back some good memories and yes I read every word
Reply:Yes, it may have been long, but I read it all and found that I remembered everything you wrote about, and it really brought back memories. Thanks for the nostalgia.
flower
My Sis is having A 80's Party....HELP?
shes 12 on sunday. On that very day she will have her 80's retro kid theme party and a roller skating rink. What Should we wear. Gimme sites with that kinda 80's info. the theme is 80's, hip hop retro, 80's baby! PLEASE HELP. i was thinking a green(with black letters and a red heart) I ♥ New York shirt, with black leggings, bright(very bright) (bright, bright)green leg warmers, and red shoes and braclets. Sounds good?
My Sis is having A 80's Party....HELP?
girlshop.com- for all of the accessories. They have the huge door knocker earrings, 3 %26amp; 4 hole knuckle rings, brass knuckle neckalaces, rope chains and lots of more.
americanapparel.net- has a lot of retro looking clothes from the spandex leggings and bodysuits to the neon and shinny headbands and shorts. I know you'll find something here.
80spurple.com- I guess the name says it all. It's a little more expensive than the first two, but it does have a Vintage sunglasses collection with a lot of unique looking 80's glasses.
HTH.
Reply:yup! make sure you guys are rockin to Michael Jackson (it was popular) New Kids ON the Block, and Ice Ice Baby by vanilla ice
Reply:very good but kut the t shirt so it hangs off the houlder. if thats 2 grown, put on a beater or a slevless tshirt under it. and a mini skirt or short shorts or normal shorts or one of those flowy minis. and have a big side puff or ponytail. red chuck taylors are best 4 the shoesand bigg hoop earrings
tanning
My Sis is having A 80's Party....HELP?
girlshop.com- for all of the accessories. They have the huge door knocker earrings, 3 %26amp; 4 hole knuckle rings, brass knuckle neckalaces, rope chains and lots of more.
americanapparel.net- has a lot of retro looking clothes from the spandex leggings and bodysuits to the neon and shinny headbands and shorts. I know you'll find something here.
80spurple.com- I guess the name says it all. It's a little more expensive than the first two, but it does have a Vintage sunglasses collection with a lot of unique looking 80's glasses.
HTH.
Reply:yup! make sure you guys are rockin to Michael Jackson (it was popular) New Kids ON the Block, and Ice Ice Baby by vanilla ice
Reply:very good but kut the t shirt so it hangs off the houlder. if thats 2 grown, put on a beater or a slevless tshirt under it. and a mini skirt or short shorts or normal shorts or one of those flowy minis. and have a big side puff or ponytail. red chuck taylors are best 4 the shoesand bigg hoop earrings
tanning
Mean Mama Great Poem?
Poem to MOM
My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.
"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.
I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
My bod y's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!
Mom, I have these children's rights,
So you can't influence me,
Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
Better known as C.S.D."
Mom's Reply and Thoughts
Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.
I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.
Next day I took him shopping
At the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, "Pick out all you want,
there's shirts %26amp; pants galore.
I've called and checked with C.S.D ..
Who said they didn't care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs.
I've canceled that appointment
To take y our driver's test.
The C.S.D. Is unconcerned
So I'll decide what's best. "
I sa id "No time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.
Just save the raging appetite,
And wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
A favorite dish of mine."
He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?"
"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on my car.
I also rented out your room,
You'll take the couch instead.
The C .S.D. Requires
Just a roof over your head.
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
Will buy me something neat.
I'm selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!
Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D..?"
Mean Mama Great Poem?
great poem .. right on mom! lol
Reply:Halleujah!! Excellent
Reply:one word: AWESOME!
Reply:ummmmmmmm its OK
sweating
My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.
"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.
I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
My bod y's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!
Mom, I have these children's rights,
So you can't influence me,
Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
Better known as C.S.D."
Mom's Reply and Thoughts
Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.
I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.
Next day I took him shopping
At the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, "Pick out all you want,
there's shirts %26amp; pants galore.
I've called and checked with C.S.D ..
Who said they didn't care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs.
I've canceled that appointment
To take y our driver's test.
The C.S.D. Is unconcerned
So I'll decide what's best. "
I sa id "No time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.
Just save the raging appetite,
And wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
A favorite dish of mine."
He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?"
"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on my car.
I also rented out your room,
You'll take the couch instead.
The C .S.D. Requires
Just a roof over your head.
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
Will buy me something neat.
I'm selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!
Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D..?"
Mean Mama Great Poem?
great poem .. right on mom! lol
Reply:Halleujah!! Excellent
Reply:one word: AWESOME!
Reply:ummmmmmmm its OK
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Give your opinoin are these funny yo moma jokes?
your moms like a big mac...full of fat and worth 1 dollar
Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white %26amp; chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****'s good side!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.
Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94
Give your opinoin are these funny yo moma jokes?
Yo got some list there!
Reply:lolololololololololololol
Reply:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Reply:dam, that took a long *** time to read..
Reply:DDDAAAANNNNGGGGG!!! I like a good yo momma joke as much as the rest of em, but did you just type out every one ever said? But they are funny.
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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote!
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma is so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole *** over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat her nickname is, "DAY-UM!"
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her...
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear, "Caution! Wide Turn."
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo momma so fat , her legs are like spoiled milk - white %26amp; chunky!
Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the *****'s good side!
Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ***, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whoelband skips!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo momma so fat when the ***** goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn-X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma so fat she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide.
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!
Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship.
Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 757 caught in her teeth.
Yo momma so fat to her, "light food," means under 4 Tons!
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo momma so fat she won, "Miss Bessie the Cow 94
Give your opinoin are these funny yo moma jokes?
Yo got some list there!
Reply:lolololololololololololol
Reply:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Reply:dam, that took a long *** time to read..
Reply:DDDAAAANNNNGGGGG!!! I like a good yo momma joke as much as the rest of em, but did you just type out every one ever said? But they are funny.
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Sign Humor. And I dont want to hear about how long it is. I can see it myself. Or about how much time i have.?
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.
Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment.
Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?
English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating.
Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!
In a Beauty Shop: Dye now!
In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.
In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
In a dry cleaner's emporium: Drop your pants here.
In a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
In a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.
In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.
In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor.
In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.
In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center
In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
In a Podiatrist's window: Time wounds all heels.
In a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
In a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!
In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan.
In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
In downtown Boston: Callahan Tunnel - NO END
In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car.
In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.
In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?
Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day.
Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
On a butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.
On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
On a local plumbing company's trucks in NE Pennsylvania: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.
On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.
On a Music Teacher's door: Out Chopin.
On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church
On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard — bell out of order.)
On a restaurant: Try our fish just for the halibut.
On a roller coaster: Watch your head.
On a Scientist's door: Gone Fission
On a taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff.
On a Tennessee highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: Thirty-eight years on the same spot.
On an United Airlines emergency exit row instruction card: If you cannot read this card...
On another Butcher's window: Pleased to meat you.
On the door of a Computer Store: Out for a quick byte.
On the door of a Music Library: Bach in a min-u-et.
On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: No trespassing without permission.
On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant: Blackened bluefish
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - Sisters of Mercy
Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.
Outside a disco: Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome.
Outside a farm: Horse manure, pre-packed bags, $10. Or, do-it-yourself, $1.
Outside a Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people.
Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We heard you coming.
Outside a photographer’s studio: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner.
Outside a radiator repair shop: Best place in town to take a leak.
Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak.
Plumber: We repair what your husband Fixed.
Quicksand warning: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.
Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
Sign at the psychic's Hotline: Don't call us, we'll call you.
This was seen on a car being towed by a large motor home: I go where I'm towed to.
Trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber.
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International Signs (Mis-Translations)
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Acapulco hotel sign: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Athens Hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 daily.
Athens, Greece hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push botton for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Copenhagen airline ticket office: WE take your bags and send them in all directions.
Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours--we guarantee no miscarriages.
Denmark: in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Finnish washroom faucet: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
German/Austria: a sign in a hotel catering to skiers read Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
German/Germany: in a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
Germany's Black forest sign: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
Istanbul hotel corridor sign: Please to evacuate in hall especially which is accompanied by rude noises.
Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Japanese information booklet about a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of war in your room, please control yourself.
Kyushi, Japan Detour sign: Stop: Drive Sideways.
Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
London department store: Bargain basement upstairs.
London office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking.
Majorcan shop entrance: Here speeching American.
Moscow hotel lobby across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Moscow hotel room door: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Roman doctor's office: Specialist in women and other diseases.
Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Sweden: in the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.
Thailand: an ad for donkey rides asked Would you like to ride on your own ***?.
Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run.
Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
Vienna, Austria hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
Yugoslavia: a sign in a hotel read The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. Turn to her straightaway.
Yugoslavia: in the Europa Hotel, in Sarajevo, you will find this message on every door: Guests should announce the abandonment of theirs rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock, for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival or after the 16 o'clock at the departure, will be billed as one night more..
Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
Sign Humor. And I dont want to hear about how long it is. I can see it myself. Or about how much time i have.?
Some of my favorites from the local papers...
"Is your child ready for a bigger bike? Sell the little one in the shopper"
"Free sheep (2). Ewe catch."
Reply:i am getting dizzy,cant go on .just answering for the points.sorry.reading is not one of my strong points.i am sure it is funny so i am going to laugh anyhow hahaha hehe haha coff cof coff hahahahaha loma loma ,whoo there goes my a$% ,dam i am seeing dark now [smile]
Reply:I laughed so hard that I cried too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
People are soooo funny sometimes.
I liked the one at the department store: special prices for men and women with 16 and 17 necks.
WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THESE?? (some were repeated)
Reply:thanx! those are good! i know some of them already from a book called 'anguished english'. it's really funny!
Reply:the ones i read were good,heres one we saw it was a restaurant and gas station eat here get gas
Reply:What a hoot! thanks for sharing!
Reply:Funny funny funny and more funny. Too much to read too little time.
Reply:That is the longest one I have ever read all the way through. Just wish it didn't repeat itself so much though. Otherwise funny.
Reply:Funny
Reply:Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.
Reply:VERY VERY VERY VERY FUNNY. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS!
Reply:waaaaaaay toooooo loooong.
and
you repeated several of them
aircraft
At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?
At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.
Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment.
Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?
English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating.
Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!
In a Beauty Shop: Dye now!
In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.
In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
In a dry cleaner's emporium: Drop your pants here.
In a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
In a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.
In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.
In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor.
In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.
In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center
In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
In a Podiatrist's window: Time wounds all heels.
In a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
In a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!
In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan.
In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
In downtown Boston: Callahan Tunnel - NO END
In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car.
In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.
In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?
Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day.
Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
On a butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.
On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
On a local plumbing company's trucks in NE Pennsylvania: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.
On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.
On a Music Teacher's door: Out Chopin.
On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church
On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard — bell out of order.)
On a restaurant: Try our fish just for the halibut.
On a roller coaster: Watch your head.
On a Scientist's door: Gone Fission
On a taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff.
On a Tennessee highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: Thirty-eight years on the same spot.
On an United Airlines emergency exit row instruction card: If you cannot read this card...
On another Butcher's window: Pleased to meat you.
On the door of a Computer Store: Out for a quick byte.
On the door of a Music Library: Bach in a min-u-et.
On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: No trespassing without permission.
On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant: Blackened bluefish
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - Sisters of Mercy
Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.
Outside a disco: Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome.
Outside a farm: Horse manure, pre-packed bags, $10. Or, do-it-yourself, $1.
Outside a Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people.
Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We heard you coming.
Outside a photographer’s studio: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner.
Outside a radiator repair shop: Best place in town to take a leak.
Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak.
Plumber: We repair what your husband Fixed.
Quicksand warning: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.
Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
Sign at the psychic's Hotline: Don't call us, we'll call you.
This was seen on a car being towed by a large motor home: I go where I'm towed to.
Trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber.
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International Signs (Mis-Translations)
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Acapulco hotel sign: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
Athens Hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 daily.
Athens, Greece hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results.
Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push botton for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
Copenhagen airline ticket office: WE take your bags and send them in all directions.
Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours--we guarantee no miscarriages.
Denmark: in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions.
Finnish washroom faucet: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
German/Austria: a sign in a hotel catering to skiers read Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
German/Germany: in a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
Germany's Black forest sign: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service.
Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
Istanbul hotel corridor sign: Please to evacuate in hall especially which is accompanied by rude noises.
Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
Japanese information booklet about a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of war in your room, please control yourself.
Kyushi, Japan Detour sign: Stop: Drive Sideways.
Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
London department store: Bargain basement upstairs.
London office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking.
Majorcan shop entrance: Here speeching American.
Moscow hotel lobby across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
Moscow hotel room door: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking.
Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.
Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
Roman doctor's office: Specialist in women and other diseases.
Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
Sweden: in the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream.
Thailand: an ad for donkey rides asked Would you like to ride on your own ***?.
Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run.
Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
Vienna, Austria hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.
Yugoslavia: a sign in a hotel read The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. Turn to her straightaway.
Yugoslavia: in the Europa Hotel, in Sarajevo, you will find this message on every door: Guests should announce the abandonment of theirs rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock, for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival or after the 16 o'clock at the departure, will be billed as one night more..
Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
Sign Humor. And I dont want to hear about how long it is. I can see it myself. Or about how much time i have.?
Some of my favorites from the local papers...
"Is your child ready for a bigger bike? Sell the little one in the shopper"
"Free sheep (2). Ewe catch."
Reply:i am getting dizzy,cant go on .just answering for the points.sorry.reading is not one of my strong points.i am sure it is funny so i am going to laugh anyhow hahaha hehe haha coff cof coff hahahahaha loma loma ,whoo there goes my a$% ,dam i am seeing dark now [smile]
Reply:I laughed so hard that I cried too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
People are soooo funny sometimes.
I liked the one at the department store: special prices for men and women with 16 and 17 necks.
WHERE DID YOU GET ALL THESE?? (some were repeated)
Reply:thanx! those are good! i know some of them already from a book called 'anguished english'. it's really funny!
Reply:the ones i read were good,heres one we saw it was a restaurant and gas station eat here get gas
Reply:What a hoot! thanks for sharing!
Reply:Funny funny funny and more funny. Too much to read too little time.
Reply:That is the longest one I have ever read all the way through. Just wish it didn't repeat itself so much though. Otherwise funny.
Reply:Funny
Reply:Signs, signs, everywhere there's signs.
Reply:VERY VERY VERY VERY FUNNY. THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS!
Reply:waaaaaaay toooooo loooong.
and
you repeated several of them
aircraft
What do you think of this one? it sounds sooo much like me right now!!?
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
Every time I think about exercise, I lie down til the thought goes away.
God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.
Stress reducer: Put a bag on your head. Mark it "Closed for remodeling." **caution - leave air holes.
I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
What do you think of this one? it sounds sooo much like me right now!!?
hahahahhaaaa....worth finding...lmao
Reply:like it a lot almost every one of em i'd give you muliple ************if i could
Reply:Funny! 100!
Reply:Ohh those are good! I love the first one!
You made my day :)
Reply:Ha ha ha!!! xD
Excellent!!! xD
Here's a star! *
Reply:What tired old s#!t
is this from ziggy? cathy? garfield?
a t-shirt catalog?
Reply:God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.u are brilliant babes like this one the best
Reply:HAHAHA!!
those are soo true!
i love it! heres a star!!
=]]
Reply:those are great
Reply:Very true in the most part. Sorry I've run out of stars for today. :(
Reply:lol so very true, loved them
thx for the laugh
stared my friend
Reply:lol
Reply:they are just ok...
Reply:sweet
Reply:Those are great. Did you write them? If you did you are very talented.
Reply:ahahahah do you have more? id like to read more of those
Reply:This really sounds like me at the moment lol. star
Reply:The BEST today!!!
ROTFLMHineyO!!!
:)
sweating
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies: They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
Every time I think about exercise, I lie down til the thought goes away.
God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts.
Stress reducer: Put a bag on your head. Mark it "Closed for remodeling." **caution - leave air holes.
I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
What do you think of this one? it sounds sooo much like me right now!!?
hahahahhaaaa....worth finding...lmao
Reply:like it a lot almost every one of em i'd give you muliple ************if i could
Reply:Funny! 100!
Reply:Ohh those are good! I love the first one!
You made my day :)
Reply:Ha ha ha!!! xD
Excellent!!! xD
Here's a star! *
Reply:What tired old s#!t
is this from ziggy? cathy? garfield?
a t-shirt catalog?
Reply:God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.u are brilliant babes like this one the best
Reply:HAHAHA!!
those are soo true!
i love it! heres a star!!
=]]
Reply:those are great
Reply:Very true in the most part. Sorry I've run out of stars for today. :(
Reply:lol so very true, loved them
thx for the laugh
stared my friend
Reply:lol
Reply:they are just ok...
Reply:sweet
Reply:Those are great. Did you write them? If you did you are very talented.
Reply:ahahahah do you have more? id like to read more of those
Reply:This really sounds like me at the moment lol. star
Reply:The BEST today!!!
ROTFLMHineyO!!!
:)
sweating
Teach this to your kids! = ) *FUNNY*?
Poem to MOM
My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.
"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.
I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.
A nd if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!
Mom, I have these children's rights,
So you can't influence me,
Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
Better known as C.S.D."
Mom's Reply and Thoughts
Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chanc e to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.
I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.
Next day I took him shopping
At the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, "Pick out all you want,
there's shirts %26amp; pants galore.
I've called and checked with C.S.D .
Who said they didn't care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs.
I've canceled that appointment
To take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. Is unconcerned
So I'll decide what's best. "
I said "No time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.
Just save the raging appetite,
And wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
A favorite dish of mine."
He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?"
"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on my car.
I also rented out your room,
You'll take the couch instead.
The C .S.D. Requires
Just a roof over your head.
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
Will buy me something neat.
I'm selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!
Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D..?"
President Of Mean Moms,Karen,LOL!!!
Teach this to your kids! = ) *FUNNY*?
I read that a long time ago, and it is still just as appropriate today!
Thanks for sharing it again! I love it!
As for being too long, yeah, I think it took me an entire MINUTE to read!!!!
Also, I don't think you meant to have a child recite it word for word, just teach them the lesson from the poem, right?
Reply:im english but that was bloody lovely xxx hehehheh
Reply:You go MOM, have this published, it is the BOMB. I wish I had this to hang on my fridge when my girls were young, hey I think I will save it for the grands. God Bless.
Reply:thank you for sharing
Reply:I loved it!
Reply:will do
Reply:Very cute and true too! LOL
(Only a parent would take the time to read and understand). :-)
Reply:Thats so hilkarious, i understood the whole thing. Its so amazing how it rhymes.
Reply:Very cute!
Reply:Ha that's great!
Reply:LMAO!Children 2day are so clueless about life. They feel entitled 2 everything. I am struggling to make sure mine see how others have to live this will help remind them to not take it all 4 granted!!!
Reply:Lol, very very good thank you.
I think ill print this out,
and hang it on the wall,
and when my children try this out,
Ill too be on the ball,
Reply:hahahahahahahahahaha that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:I have this poem, I thought it was funny too.
Reply:haha...very nice!
Reply:I loved it, You go!
Reply:I couldn't "teach" this to myself, let alone to kids. It's way too long.
Reply:too lengthy to read....lol..
military loans
My son came home from school one day,
With a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.
"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that's taught by Mr. Wright?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
It says I need not clean my room,
Don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
Or speak, or what to wear.
I have freedom from religion,
And regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
And I sure don't have to pray.
I can wear earrings if I want,
And pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.
I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,
Get tattoos from head to toe.
A nd if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a crime.
I'll back up all my charges,
With the marks on my behind.
Don't you ever touch me,
My body's only for my use,
Not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
Don't preach about your morals,
Like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!
Mom, I have these children's rights,
So you can't influence me,
Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
Better known as C.S.D."
Mom's Reply and Thoughts
Of course my first instinct was
To toss him out the door.
But the chanc e to teach him a lesson
Made me think a little more.
I mulled it over carefully,
I couldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.
Next day I took him shopping
At the local Goodwill Store..
I told him, "Pick out all you want,
there's shirts %26amp; pants galore.
I've called and checked with C.S.D .
Who said they didn't care
If I bought you K-Mart shoes
Instead of those Nike Airs.
I've canceled that appointment
To take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. Is unconcerned
So I'll decide what's best. "
I said "No time to stop and eat,
Or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
To make your own sack lunch.
Just save the raging appetite,
And wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
A favorite dish of mine."
He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
To watch on my VCR?"
"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
For new tires on my car.
I also rented out your room,
You'll take the couch instead.
The C .S.D. Requires
Just a roof over your head.
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
Will buy me something neat.
I'm selling off your jet ski,
Dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!
Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
Instead of C.S.D..?"
President Of Mean Moms,Karen,LOL!!!
Teach this to your kids! = ) *FUNNY*?
I read that a long time ago, and it is still just as appropriate today!
Thanks for sharing it again! I love it!
As for being too long, yeah, I think it took me an entire MINUTE to read!!!!
Also, I don't think you meant to have a child recite it word for word, just teach them the lesson from the poem, right?
Reply:im english but that was bloody lovely xxx hehehheh
Reply:You go MOM, have this published, it is the BOMB. I wish I had this to hang on my fridge when my girls were young, hey I think I will save it for the grands. God Bless.
Reply:thank you for sharing
Reply:I loved it!
Reply:will do
Reply:Very cute and true too! LOL
(Only a parent would take the time to read and understand). :-)
Reply:Thats so hilkarious, i understood the whole thing. Its so amazing how it rhymes.
Reply:Very cute!
Reply:Ha that's great!
Reply:LMAO!Children 2day are so clueless about life. They feel entitled 2 everything. I am struggling to make sure mine see how others have to live this will help remind them to not take it all 4 granted!!!
Reply:Lol, very very good thank you.
I think ill print this out,
and hang it on the wall,
and when my children try this out,
Ill too be on the ball,
Reply:hahahahahahahahahaha that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:I have this poem, I thought it was funny too.
Reply:haha...very nice!
Reply:I loved it, You go!
Reply:I couldn't "teach" this to myself, let alone to kids. It's way too long.
Reply:too lengthy to read....lol..
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