Monday, August 3, 2009

What do you think.... ???

I am going to the American Idols Live concert in Nasville Wednesday.I have already purchased an outfit that in my opinion is sooo cute but I want to know other opinions too. I went to Kohl's yesterday %26amp; got a cute pair of capris that are kinda faded %26amp; a super cute brown shirt that ties around the neck %26amp; has a littlen star-like design in the middle. I also got a really cute pink tank with designs. I really like the brown one alot %26amp; it will be more skin. For my hair, I am prob going to get up Wednesday morning, put rollers in, %26amp;leave them in for a while, take them out, %26amp; brush it so i will have kind of a beachy wave type thing going on. I'm just wearing a pair of brown flip flops since we have such a hard time finding me new shoes because of my oh-s0-slim foot. For makeup, I went to merle norman %26amp; got a really pretty new pink eye shadow. I am also wearing all the usual, mascara, eyeliner, blush, moisterizer, base,%26amp; lip gloss. What are your opinions on everything ? I just want2 lookGOOD

What do you think.... ???
you will look good, from the discription i read.. youll look great
Reply:The outfit sounds cute!!! Just remember you will be in the middle of a big crowd so you might want to leave you hair up so you don't get too hot.





Good Luck!!!!





Hope this helps =%26gt; ♥
Reply:Your outfit sounds cute. Just keep in mind with your clothes, hair and makeup that you will be in a very crowded place so you'll need to stay cool and comfortable. Your hair and makeup will need to be able to survive being in a hot, loud, crowded place. Your outfit sounds very appropriate for a concert so you should be OK. Make sure the shoes you wear are comfortable. You may have to walk some distance from where you parked and you'll probably be standing a lot.


If the venue is outdoors, I'd suggest waterproof mascara because it will be hot, and you don't want it running down your face. Otherwise, sounds like you've got it pretty well planned. Hope you have a good time!
Reply:I'd change the capris to a khaki color. Everything else sounds really nice. I know you will look great. Have fun!



car makes

Well i learned it?

Some things I've learned from my children over the years...





1. There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.





2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.





3. A 3 year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.





4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing batman underwear and a superman cape.





5. It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.





6. Baseballs make marks on ceilings.





7. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.





8. When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.





9. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.





10. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.





11. When you hear the toilet flush and the words Uh-oh, it's already too late.





12. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.





13. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.





14. A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.





15. If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoe it does not leak-it explodes.





16. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep.





17. Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.





18. Duplos will not.





19. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.





20. Super glue is forever.





21. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.





22. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.





23. VCR's do not eject PB%26amp;J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.





24. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.





25. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.





26. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.27. Always look in the oven before you turn it on.





28. Plastic toys do not like ovens.





29. The fire department in Austin has at least a 5 minute response time.





30. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.





31. It will however make cats dizzy.





32. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.





33. Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry.





34. A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (unfortunately, mostly in retrospect).

Well i learned it?
that is soo true. trust me
Reply:I have read this before, and unfortunately, I know that it is becoming very true in my life with my 2 year old.
Reply:hey what happened! are you alrite ? i didnt got this..sorry!





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flower

Im going to be Marilyn Monroe for halloween. hair help please?

Okay. so i have the white dress,shoes and i know how to do the make up. the only thing i need is how to do my hair to look like Marilyn's. I have a little past shoulder length curly/wavey kinda thick blonde hair.I have no clue how to use hot rollers or a curling iron so my mom is going to help me. which should i use %26amp; should i buy hair products such as gel or what?

Im going to be Marilyn Monroe for halloween. hair help please?
Party City has a great Marilyn wig. Here it is:





http://www.partycity.com/cgi-bin/parties...
Reply:Get a picture of her, then play around till you get your hair to look like hers in the picture. You have nearly a month, so lots of time to experiment. I like Aussie products best, they work well and smell yummy.
Reply:Get your Mom to use extra large rollers on damp hair. Spray with a setting lotion. Dry your hair using a blow dryer. Remove the curlers - don't whatever you do, comb through your hair - loosen the curls gently and leaning upside down, give your hair a shake back as you stand up again. The style should fall neatly into place with a side parting so that you have some wave falling over one side of your face.
Reply:ok so first


go buy some redken curl activator


then have your mom curl some curls with a large curler (like 2 inch)


and then after you curl it then pin it to your head until you are ready to go =]


take the pins out then hair spray it down


good luck %26lt;3
Reply:Know whatd be easier? Go to a salon, and ask, "Can you make my hair look like Marilyn Monroe?"
Reply:Wow! You have the PERFECT hair for this kind of thing. I am in a jazz choir and i dress up for competitions, so i am familar with this kind of hair style. Here is what you might need:


Bobby Pins


Hair brush


Lightweight Hairspray


Pomade (used for control and shine without stiffness)


Setting Lotion


Here's how:


Remember that the most important part of styling your hair in the 1940's is where you place the part. If you are going to roll your hair, you should use this one. The most popular part of this decade was the side part which was also the most versatile because you can use it for day looks or the ultra glamorous looks.


ROLLING YOUR HAIR :


Rolls are the most important part of 1940's style hairstyles. The key is not to make them tall and stiff but keep them soft and feminine looking. Height isn't important as most rolls were medium sized.





1. With damp hair, make a rectangular part


2. Then create rolls of curls - go from the back to the front (the more hair you use, the larger the roll will be)


3. After your hair dries, comb out the curls and spray with a gentle hold hairspray


4. Tuck the ends of the curls under and bobby pin


You can use this technique for all your rolls. The easiest way to vary it is to change the placement of the part. You can also change the direction of the curls and tuck the ends forward instead of back. You can make a forward roll authentic by making the top of the roll lightly curved instead of straight. Also, you can use this technique to create a pompadour which is much higher by using longer hair.


THE FINISHING TOUCH :


Once you have rolls, you can so just about anything else with your hair. If you are in a hurry, you can easily put a bow in your hair or tie it up in a scarf. You can also put your hair in a hair net. Also, you can curl the sides and pull it back, braid it or even roll it at the nape of your neck.


TIPS:


The keys to making your 1940s styles look good:


Try not to let your bobby pins show


As much as you would love for your hairstyle to stay all night and sometimes all week, do not use a firm hold hairspray.


The best thing that you can do to keep the style all night is to spray your hair at the base of the rolls.


You should really only use hairspray as a finishing touch.


For a smooth look, you can use pomade (which, can be difficult to wash out).


If your hair is thin and won't hold rolls, you can place a "rat" in the roll which they sell at most beauty supply stores. This is a soft mesh netting in a similar hair color as your own.


I know it seems like a lot to do, but once you get the hang of it, all your friends will be super-jealous of your fabulous look!


Have fun!



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How do you dress to hang out with celebrities if you're not a celebrity?

It's a long story I won't go into, but my wife and I are attending a party in Austin tomorrow night with a lot of national celebs. I feel silly just wearing a regular suit. I'm trying to build some social capital and I don't want to look like a "regular guy" that got invited to a fancy party.





These aren't rock 'n rollers - it'll be a mixture of filmmaker types and authors and artists. I'd be considered a "lesser" author and artist, that's why I'm going. I was thinking of doing some greyish slacks, a black sport jacket that has a very modern cut, and a brown, striped shirt with french cuffs, no tie, and a matching pocket square. I have a pair of black shoes that will also work nicely.





I have a large wardrobe, I have plenty of money to shop. The question - do I try to look a bit hip, or go with something traditional.





FYI - I actually do look just like my avatar, just a bit heavier.

How do you dress to hang out with celebrities if you're not a celebrity?
You need to dress hip a little bit, but dont over do it to the point where they are like..umm who is this guy. You want your personality to shine through, but you dont want to come off as showy or fake in anyway. I would say what your outfit is described as is nice. French cuffs are very hot right now and show that you know what is up in the fashion industry. It sounds to me that you know a thing or two about fashion, and you should def. go with it!





Check out what the celebs are going to be wearing. http://www.whatcelebswear.com





You can search by celebrity, brand or articule of clothing.
Reply:Why do you even feel the need to impress anyone. Celebs put their clothes on the same way you do one leg at a time. No one changes in a phone booth, thats just a superman myth. If you really want to look hip and with it, wear the style of the party. Blue jeans tee-shirt, sandles.


The only one you need to impress is Jesus and he don't care what you wear. a2J
Reply:Whatever are you going on about ? It seems that you think these people care what you wear, remember celebrities are the same as us, just be yourself and don't try to impress anyone, let them accept you for who you are, which should be an individual. Have a good time.
Reply:Okay, black is good. The more black the better. Not only is black very 'in' this season, but it is also traditional and hip, can be dressed up or dressed down. I would say a very trendy suit. If you have money to shop, I would go with Armani. His suits are very sharp. Give me a minute, I'll get you a link to some sites.
Reply:B UR SELVE


AND EJOY UR TIME AT ZE PARTY
Reply:Read some useful fashion and more tips on this site to help you
Reply:I have been to numerous parties such as this. Some celebs will take any event and try and turn it into a fashion show. My # 1 rule was always BE COMFORTABLE AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF!


Why don't you go check out some magazines like US Weekly, or In Touch or In Style and see what the male celebs are wearing at most of these casual events. I almost think a pocket square it too much without a tie.


Some slacks, nice shoes and a nice dress shirt would look great and hip. Reflect your own style! Remember most of thee people are "artists" of some type and did not get to be where they are today by having their movies and books be "like everyone else"!



mobility scooter

How about an actual poll? This or that style...?

1. hammer OR whatever is in reach like the sole of a shoe


2. drive in movie OR indoor theater


3. ice skating in a rink OR roller blading around a park


4. mom's home cooking OR exotic, unfamiliar food with a sexy stranger


5. one pillow OR more than one pillow


6. hat OR scarf


7. credit OR debit

How about an actual poll? This or that style...?
1. hammer


2. drive in :-D


3. ice skating


4. mom's home cooking


5. more pillows = happiness


6. scarf


7. neither....cash!
Reply:hammer


drive in


rollar blade


sexy stranger


more than one


hat


debit
Reply:hammer





indoor theater





roller blading





exotic, as long as it tastes good, and no dogs or cats





more than one pillow





hat





debit
Reply:hammer


movie rentals


roller blading


mom's cook


more than one pillow


hat


credit
Reply:1. Hammer


2. Drive in


3. Ice skating


4. Exotic with a sexy stranger


5. more than 1


6. Hat


7. Debit
Reply:1. Hammer


2. Drive In movie


3. Neither, I'd bust my a-s-s since I'm not very coordinated


4. Mom's home cooking with a sexy stranger


5. More than one pillow


6. Scarf


7. Debit
Reply:Hammer


Indoor theater


Ice skating


Mom's homecooking


2 pillows


Hat


Debit
Reply:1- whatever is in reach 2- drive in (do they have those anymore?) 3- ice skating rink 4- mom's cooking 5- more than one pillow 6- scarf (actually a hood) 7- debit for sure
Reply:1.hammer


2.indoor theater


3.ice skating


4.mom's home cooking


5.more than one pillow


6.hat


7.credit
Reply:1. my favorite, the bottom of a glass (crazy, I know)


2. drive in- if you can find one. (hour away by me)


3. roller skating in park (as in 4-wheels per skate)


4. E, UFSS


5. 2 pillows


6. Scarf (I probably own 20)


7. credit (no fee)
Reply:Hammer


Indoor


Ice Skating


Unfamiliar food.


more than one


hat


Debit
Reply:1.Hammer


2. Indoor Theater


3. Roller Blading


4. Mom's Home Cooking


5. 2 pillows


6. Scarf


7. Cash
Reply:hammer


indoor theater


rollerblading


moms cooking


more than one pillow


hat


debit
Reply:1or


2or


3ice ring


4moms


5or


6ah


7?





sorry guess ya can't wast it lol
Reply:Great idea!





whatever is in reach


drive in


ice skating


mom's


more than two


scarf


debit
Reply:1) Hammer


2) Indoor theater


3) Roller blading around a park


4) Mom's home cooking


5) More than one pillow


6) Hat


7) Debit
Reply:1. whatever is in reach like the sole of a shoe


2. indoor theater


3. roller blading around a park


4. mom's home cooking


5. more than one pillow


6. hat


7. debit
Reply:1. I'm confused...


2. Drive in


3. Ice skating


4. Mom's home cooking, definately


5. More than one


6. Scarf


7. Credit
Reply:1. hammer.


2. indoor.


3. neither, i'm old.


4. mom's, she's 81 but cooks delish.


5. more than 1.


6. scarf.


7. debit.
Reply:1. whatever is in reach like the sole of a shoe


2. indoor theater


3. ice skating in a rink


4. exotic, unfamiliar food with a sexy stranger


5. more than one pillow


6. scarf


7. debit
Reply:1. pencil sharpener do?


2. indoor theater


3. rink


4. the latter


5. more than one


6. scarf


7. cash
Reply:1. What everis in reach (Serves the same purpose...don't have to go find the hammer)


2. Indoor theater (more comfortable) Never been to a drive in


3. Roller Blading around park (fresh air, good people watching)


4.Mom's home cooking (It is a refreshing and comforting familiarity that is slowly becoming unknown to the many children growing up these days- drive thru's, the babysitters homecooking, etc.)


5. More than one pillow (self explanitory)


6. Scarf (its like a cozy hug where ever you go)


8. Debit (don't have to wait for purchases to go "through")
Reply:to answer.....or not to answer?????????????? LOL





whatever


indoor


roller SKATING


mom's cookin


2 pillows


hat


debit, unless I'm flat broke





good luck!
Reply:1. the cat


2. Drive In.


3. Ice ice baby


4. Mom's


5. 9 pillows


6. Both


7. credit =(





Aww come on? Your going to cook? What the hell are you going to cook in 10 minutes? Freakin' grilled cheese sandwiches?
Reply:Whatever is in reach like the sole of a shoe


Indoor theater


Roller Blading


Excotic food with sexy stranger


3 pillows


Hat


Don't care.



microsoft

Rollerskates?

I want to learn to ride roller skates (amateur level, no Olympic games participation). Just need an advice on how to choose the right roller skates. If you know a good brand, I'll appreciate it, too.


I need to know, how to choose the right size (is it the same size as my shoe size?), how to wear them (socks or no socks), and where to try riding them first (although, I'm pretty sure it's going to be ma apartment floor).

Rollerskates?
If you're serious about learning the sport and willing to invest in it, here is my advice:





DO NOT buy sneaker skates or the cheap ones from Wal-Mart or places like that. Good skates have balanced frames proportionate to the shoe size. Target has ones that look like the real deal, but they use the same frame on like 3 sizes! When you stand in the skates, you shouldn't feel like you are going to fall forward over the front wheels.





Chicago is a good brand on the cheap end of the scale. But the better ones are Reidell. They are fully customizable to your weight, size, etc.





When you skate, your foot should feel securely in the boot without shifting. lifting or rubbing. You should wear 2 pair of socks to keep from getting blisters or skate socks. They sell them at the skate supply places.
Reply:dont sk8board
Reply:Clever these submariners.
Reply:Go to a sport shop or toys shop, try to find one-line roller skates (with four wheels each one). ask for help to the shop's employees about the materials of the roller. besides look for one that seems like a boot of snow skate from the skies. the size is just like your size shoes, use socks please and find somewhere outside a room is too dangerous practice this in a closed place you could hit your head or something with furniture. the best is try it with a friend who could help you ah. and when you try enjoy it.
Reply:Go to Toys R Us.



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Quad skates versus inline for a beginner; which is better for learning?

I want to buy my 8 year old daughter roller skates for Christmas. She is just a beginner, and can't skate. I had planned on buying her a pair of the old style quad skates thinking those would be better for learning. However, when I was shopping, I saw a lot of inline skates for her shoe size, and now I don't know what to buy. Which is better for learning? Or are they pretty much the same? I would like to hear from other parents whose kids recently learned to roller skate.

Quad skates versus inline for a beginner; which is better for learning?
I have to agree with the post by "askme." As a skating coach, I feel that quads are better for youngsters, since many do not yet have the strength in their ankles to handle inlines. There are different techniques for inlines than for quads. In addition, quads are easier to fit children with. I see many kids in the rink with inlines that are too big (turning their ankles in, which can cause injuries, obviously).





As for the learning process, you can always tighten the wheels so they don't roll freely, which will give the child a little advantage. Every time she skates, you can loosen the wheels a little bit.





GOOD LUCK!
Reply:Get inline skates. they are easy to learn and much better for control once she gets a little better at it. plus she will feel more comfortable skating with what the majority of other kids are using and can learn from watching them too. If she has skates a lot different from the others, she won't be able to have the other kids help teach her as effectively
Reply:I think inline skates are MUCH easier. They have a longer "wheelbase" and are more stable. Also if you look around you'll see many many kids with inline and hardly any with quad skates (outside of roller derby), so she'll be more in style.





Don't forget helmet, as well as knee and elbow pads, specially at first! If she gets a bad whack on the knee it may take years to recover.otherwise.
Reply:I'm a mom. I also skate for a roller derby league. My kid learned to skate on inlines. She recently learned to skate on quads. It's really a personal choice.





Quads and inlines are different. Learning to skate on one does not mean you will be able to skate on the other.





As far as learning and getting the feel for the movement, quads provide more stability for balancing.





If she starts on quads, moving to inlines will be a new experience, but she will already have a feel for rolling.





Something to keep in mind when buying skates, sizes will vary according to type of skate. Ask a sales person about sizing. In most cases, you will need to get a size smaller than her regular shoe size. If she wears a size 8 shoe, she would need a size 7 skate. It depends on the type of skate.





Also, be sure to purchase protective gear: knee and elbow pads, wrist guards, and a helmet.





Happy skating!
Reply:Quads for the very first pair. She wont need major strength in her ankles. Once she has found her "centre" move her onto inlines if desired.





Quads are dead cool though.



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7) Link to Promo


8) Promo Details - Offer includes $20 in casino match play %26amp; a $20 dining credit.


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1) Excalibur #2 thanks to eagle1584 added (02/21/2007)


2) The Path to Value


3) XEM76


4) Dates Valid - Book by March 1, 2007


5) Expiry Date - June 28, 2007


6) for all


7) Link to Promo


8) Promo Details -$30 casino match play,$25 dining credit from $51 a night.


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =FLAMINGO = + + + + + + + + + + + +





Hot Deals: HOTDEALS LINK


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1) Flamingo #1 thanks to hoancai added (02/13/2007)


2) Exclusive Email Offer


3) IHOT7


4) Dates Valid - various dates Jan to March


5) Expiry Date - Limited Time Offer. Book Now!


6) for all


7) Link to Promo


8)rates in January from $45* per night! Addit dates in Feb and Mar from $60* per night!


*Minimum 2 night stay. ________________________________________...


+ + + + + + + + + + + + =GOLD COAST = + + + + + + + + + + + +





NO CURRENT DEALS ADDED YET


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =GOLDEN NUGGET = + + + + + + + + + + + +





NO CURRENT DEALS ADDED YET


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =HARD ROCK= + + + + + + + + + + + +


Hard Rock updates- UPDATES LINK -monthly with sale rates for the next month or so.


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1) Hard Rock #1 thanks to Gatlin added (02/09/2007)


2) No Name


3) IPFEBTZ


4) Dates Valid - February 11, 2007 - March 7, 2007


5) Expiry Date - February 14, 2007


6) for all


7) Link to Promo


8) Promo Details -Includes these bonuses:


• $10 in FREE slot play (new players card members only)


• $25 match play (new players card members only)


• 2 FREE spa passes ($40 value)


• 2-for-1 food and drink coupons at 7 of their bars %26amp; rests


• VIP passes to BE


• 15% OFF retail store and Love Jones





UPDATE 02/28/2007: Ive tried this deal and it still works


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1) Hard Rock #2 thanks to Schmoikel added (02/27/2007)


2) n/a


3) No Code - must call


4) Dates Valid - March 2nd and March 3rd.


5) Date that it Expires - No date given.


6) No membership card mentioned for offer


7) Phone 1-800-HRD-ROCK


8) Promo Details - Stay both nights for $299/night and receive 2 free tickets for Seven Mary Three AND Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =HARRAHS= + + + + + + + + + + + +





HOTDEALS LINK


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TOTAL REWARDS MEMBERS


Harrahs


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NO CURRENT DEALS ADDED YET


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =HOOTERS= + + + + + + + + + + + +


1) Hooters #1 thanks to Intoxic8 added (02/19/2007)


2) Special email Rates


3) Group ID: 192450


4) Dates Valid - March 1 to April 30


5) Expiry Date - limited Time


6) for all


7) Link to Flyer Or Link to Date Entry


8) Promo Details - from $49


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =IMPERIAL PALACE= + + + + + + + + + + + +





CASINO GOLD SPECIAL 2007(added 9/27) (thanks lucybelle42)


(PLAYERS CLUB MEMBERS ONLY!! see top of post for a link to the players club)


$65.00 weekdays / $85.00 Weekends


Click her for full details %26gt;%26gt;%26gt;Imperial Palace





UPDATE 02/28/2007: CHECKED THE LINK THIS IS STILL LIVE AND NEW EXPIRY DATE IS DECEMBER 20TH 2007


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1) Imperial Palace #2 thanks to Echolynch added (01/19/2007)


2) Chillout Special


3) HCOS07


4) Dates Valid - Feb. 19 - 21, Feb. 26 - March 1, March 4 - 6


5) Expiry Date - Unknown Exp Date


6) for all


7) Link to Promo


8) Promotion Details - DELUXE ROOM $49 Per Night Room Rate,For More Information,


Call 800.634.6441 ext. 1


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1) Imperial Palace #3 thanks to Echolynch added (02/15/2007)


2) Lucky Daze - NEW DATES ADDED


3) HLD07


4) Dates Valid - March 1 - 6,March 12-14 and March 18-21 (thankx to Intoxic8,02/27/07)


5) Expiry Date - Unknown Exp Date


6) for all


7) Link to Promo


8) Promotion Details - New Dates Added, $59 Per Night,In a Deluxe Room


information, call 800.634.6441 EXT. 1


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =LAS VEGAS HILTON= + + + + + + + + + + + +





1) Las Vegas Hilton #1 thanks to Kane222 added (01/17/2007)


2) Hot Dates Promotion!


3) PHOTDT7


4) Dates Valid - Through December 07


5) Expiry Date - Doesnt say


6) for all Please call 888-732-7117 and ask for "PHOTDT7" to make your reservation, or book online:


7) Link to Promo


8) Promotion Details - Your Promotional Offer includes:


• New redesigned room types are avail with this promo!


• Two entries into the Fitness Fac.


• Two Welcome C'tails


• 2 for 1 Buffet


• 1 FREE Welcome Gift (with Player’s Club Enrollment)


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1) Las Vegas Hilton #2 thanks to wvtran added (01/06/2007)


2) no name


3) qxo8ac or qxo8ad


4) Dates Valid - april 1 - june 30


5) Expiry Date - dosent say


6) For Card Members only or for all - for all


7) Link to the promotion - no Link Call only call options are below


8) Promotion Details (giveaways, discounts, prices etc)


package 1 "qxoa8ac" - 3 days 2 nights, $25 dining credit, 2 free entries to the spa, 2 free welcom cocktails in the shimmer cabaret, bonues - earn 50 reward dollars during your trip and get an additional 150 reward dollars - $135 + tax


package 2 "qx08ad" - 4 days 3 nights $135 + tax





reservations number for the LV Hilton is 800.732-7117 if no good try this





UPDATE BY brutusosu on 02/14/2007: Thanks. I called the main number 800-732-7117 and they did ask for a players card number or they wanted the number above the address on the actual flyer. SO, no luck with this one but thanks for the information.





This could be a bit of a hit and hope one if anyone has a number off the flyer which they will not use we can give that a try. Otherwise this is looking a deadun. but will be left on for those who have the flyer but thought it was a pizza menu and its in the junkmail pile next to the telephone table. lol


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1) Las Vegas Hilton #3 thanks to Ashdowg added (02/23/2007)


2) Spring Fling slot tourny


3) 399 Spring Fling


4) Dates Valid - April 26-28, 2007


5) no expiry date given


6) card holders i asume


7) Call 800-457-3307 and ask for "399 Spring Fling"


8) Promotion Details - Your $399 Spring Fling VIP Package Includes:


- Hotel accomodations for 4-days and 3-nights


- One entry into the slot tournament


- Two tickets to the awards banquet


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1) Las Vegas Hilton #4 thanks to Vegas37(02/28/2007)


2) Special Spring Fling Offer


3) PSPRG7


4) Dates Valid - March 1-May 31, 2007


5) Expiry Date - May 31, 2007


6) Rate available to all, but Player's Club membership is required. You will get a sign up gift for a new enrollment.


7) Link to offer


8) Promotion Details-$59.95 and up. Offer includes two drinks, two fitness admissions, 2-1 buffet, and a $25 spa credit. Earn 50 Reward Dollars and receive 150 bonus Reward Dollars.


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =LUXOR= + + + + + + + + + + + +





1) Luxor #1 thanks to razorneck added (01/22/2007)


2) Ultimate Luxury


3) UGETD


4) Dates Valid - Jan 21, 2007 - Apr 30, 2007


5) Must book by Apr 30, 2007


6) Open to all


7) LInk to Promo


8) Selected dates from $55•


• Room Rate discounted 15% below the Prevailing Nightly Rate


• $30.00 Dining Credit (Good at FUSIA our Asian Inspired Restaurant or the Luxor Steakhouse)


• 2 4 1 Lunch Buff at PHAROAH'S PHEAST


• 2 4 1 IMAX Movie Tickets


• 2 4 1 Admission to NURTURE The SPA at Luxor


• 2 4 1 King Tut Museum Admis


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1) Luxor #2 thanks to spectra added (01/25/2007)


2) Luxor Most Value Promotion


3) LNON


4) Dates Valid - January 24, 2007 - December 30, 2007


5) Expires December 31, 2007


6) Open to all


7) Link to Promo


8) Promotion details:


MVP Offer


• "Luxor Most Value Promotion"


• Reserve this promotion and receive a 15% discount off of our already low internet rate.


• Offer is non-refundable and cannot be cancelled or changed. Rates may not be lowered once confirmed.


• Full amount for Room and Tax is charged at time of Booking.





Great room rates but non-refundable.


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1) Luxor #3 thanks to cjeffg24 added (02/14/2007)


2) Winter Bliss Getaway


3) PGET17


4) Dates Valid - February 19, 2007 - April 30, 2007


5) Expires February 28, 2007


6) Open to all


7) Link to Promo


8) Promotion details:Included on select calendar dates:


• One $30.00 Dining Credit good at Fusia our Asian inspired restaurant or The Luxor Steakhouse*


• $5.00 off each Dinner Buffet or $3.00 off each Lunch Buffet at Pharaoh's Pheast*


• One $20.00 Nurture Spa Credit for Spa services*


• One 2 4 1 admission to Nurture the Spa at Luxor*


• One 2 4 1 IMAX Movie theatre ticket*


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =MANDALAY BAY= + + + + + + + + + + + +





1) MANDALAY BAY #1 - added 1/9/07, from german


2) Mandalay Bay Style


3) PMBQ10mb


4) January 7, 2007 - April 9, 2007


5) Subject to availability


6) no mention of players club only


7) link


8) Deluxe Rooms from $89


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1) MANDALAY BAY #2 thanks to TDM6046 (added 02/03/2007)


2) Start the year off right Mandalay Bay Style!


3) PMB1Q7A-P2


4) Dates Valid - February 19, 2007 - April 9, 2007


5) Expiry Date - April 10, 2007


6) for all


7) Link to Offer or To Offer Flyer or For reservations call 1.877.632.700, 1.702.632.7000


8) Promotion Details - As a valued guest, rest and relax after the busy season with this sensational offer.


Come a little earlier, stay a bit longer enjoy these special rates on select date from ONLY $99.95


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1) MANDALAY BAY #3 thanks to Intoxic8 (added 02/20/2007)


2) Mandalay Bay Style another one but with lower rates


3) PMBZOO


4) Dates Valid - February 27, 2007 - April 22, 2007


5) Expiry Date - April 23, 2007


6) for all


7) LInk To Promo


8) Promotion Details - Start the year off right Mandalay Bay Style, select dates from ONLY $89.95


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =MGMGRAND= + + + + + + + + + + + +


(Note: you can apply for a player's card online and use it at check in. Most people have not had a problem getting the player's club rate. Pls do NOT call MGM asking about the code.)





MAKE SURE YOU TRY ALL OF THE MGM DEALS AS THERE ARE VARIATIONS IN THE ROOM CHARGES FOR THE SAME DAY


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1) MGM Grand #1 thanks to bzntch added (02/16/2007)


2) Members Only


3) SDM021


4) Dates Valid - February 18, 2007 - April 10, 2007


5) Expiry Date - April 30, 2007


6) Players Club Only


7) Link to Offer and enter promo code


8) Promo Details - * $25 Entertainment Credit (KA or La Femme)


* 2 for 1 Grand Spa Admission


* 15% off Spa Services


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1) MGM Grand #2, Thanks to Vegasdiscounts (added 01/11/2007)


2) Members Only


3) SDM022


4) through April 30


5) Offer expires April 30


6) Active MGM Mirage Players Club Only


7) LINK TO OFFER and enter promo code


8) Rates from $60


Members Only


ONE $70 WEEKEND!


* $25 Bar and Restaurant Credit


* 2 complimentary drinks at the West Wing Lounge


* VIP line pass to Studio 54 and Tabu


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1) MGM Grand #3 thanks to vanillabeans added (01/18/2007)


2) No Name


3) CGT021 (Jan); CGT022 (Feb); CGT023 (March)


4) Dates Valid - Various dates thru March 29, 2007


5) Expiry Date - March 29, 2007


6) PLAYERS CARD HOLDERS they will ask you for you Number.


7) No Link Telephone only Call 866-223-9629 and quote Promo Codes


8) Promotion Details - Players club room rates; $50 in promotional chips, 2 free buffets





I have a feeling this deal is Person specific, i think this will be in your my offers section in players club or a snail mail offer. all you can do is try


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1) MGM Grand #4 thanks to Roginator added (01/18/2007) %26amp; irlysx for the link.


2) MGM Grand Exclusive


3) MKT061


4) Dates Valid - February 18, 2007 - May 31, 2007


5) Expiry Date - July 4, 2007


6) for all if you are worried about having a players card just sign up online and collect before you checkin


7) Link to Offer


8) Promotion Details - . $69.00 for deluxe room


. $40.00 upgrade for a suite (50% off) at $109.00 for a Bungalow suite


. Bed type based on availability


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1) MGM Grand #5 thanks to irlysx added (02/16/2007)


2) Members Only


3) SDM023


4) Dates Valid - February 18, 2007 - April 30, 2007


5) Expiry Date - April 1, 2007


6) Players Club Only


7) Link to Offer and enter promo code


8) Promotion Details - * $25 Entertainment Credit (KA or La Femme)


* 2 for 1 Grand Spa Admission


* 15% off Spa Services


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1) MGM Grand #6 thanks to irlysx added (02/16/2007)


2) Members Only


3) SDM024


4) Dates Valid - February 18, 2007 - April 30, 2007


5) Expiry Date - May 10, 2007


6) Players Club Only


7) Link to Offer and enter promo code


8) Promotion Details - * $25 Bar and Restaurant Credit


* 2 complimentary drinks at the West Wing Lounge


* VIP line pass to Studio 54 and Tabu


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1) MGM Grand #7 thanks to irlysx added (01/16/2007)


2) MGM Grand Exclusive


3) MKT062


4) Dates Valid - February 18, 2007 - May 24, 2007


5) Expiry Date - July 4, 2007


6) for all if you are worried about having a players card just sign up online and collect before you checkin


7) Link to Offer


8) Promotion Details - . $69.00 for deluxe room


. $40.00 upgrade for a suite (50% off) at $109.00 for a Bungalow suite


. Bed type based on availability


Inclusions are per package, per stay and have no cash value. May not be combined with any other offers and is not available to groups. Rates are subject to change. Blackout dates apply. MGM Grand reserves all rights.


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =MIRAGE= + + + + + + + + + + + +





1) Mirage#1 thanks to VaBarb (added 02/10/2007)


2) Daisy Package


3) Call 1-800-937-4444 and ask for your Daisy Package


4) February 26-June 7 ( blackout dates 3/9-3/11, and 5/25-5/28)


5) No expiration date noted


6) Players Card Members only....they will ask for your number when you call.


7) Must call for reservations, no link given


8) Details: $69 weekday rate Sunday-Thursday


$25 Mirage rewards


$25 in Free play





The fine print states this is for invited Club Members....so I don't know if this is available to all Club members, or just targeted ones. If you don't have enough "play time" on your account, they may not honor the offer, apparently.





UPDATE 02/11/2007 - THIS DEAL IS ONLY FOR MEMBERS WITH THE RIGHT LEVEL OF PLAY ACTIVITY GIVE IT A TRY IF YOU LIKE


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1) Mirage #2 Thanks to LoriSw (added 02/18/2007)


2) Mirage Website Offer


3) WINTER


4) Dates Valid - February 19, 2007 - April 10, 2007


5) Expiry Date - April 30, 2007


6) for all


7) Link to Offer


8) Promotion Details - Join us at The Mirage January 2 - April 10, 2007 and enjoy special Deluxe Room rates.


Upgrade to a Luxurious One-Bedroom Suite starting from an additional $100 per night over the current promotional rate.


(Sunday through Thursday)


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =MONTE CARLO= + + + + + + + + + + + +





1) Monte Carlo#1 Thanks to DePhill2 (added 02/10/2007)


2) Shake, Rattle %26amp; Roll


3) SPRING


4) Dates Valid - February 19, 2007 - June 7, 2007


5) Expiry Date - June 7, 2007


6) for all


7) Link to Promo then enter 'SPRING' in the promotions box


8) Promotion Details - %26gt; $59 and up The Rates reflect $10 discount per room, per night,2 for 1 lunch buffet,$10 in FREE PLAY*,2 for 1 raft rental at the pool,2 for 1 domestic draft beer at the Brew Pub,2 for 1 spa admission,$10 off spa services,Monaco Suite upgrades available for $50 extra per night based upon availability,2-night minimum stay required.


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1) Monte Carlo#2 Thanks to Intoxic8 (added 02/22/2007)


2) Monte Carlo Special


3) VEGAS


4) Dates Valid - February 22, 2007 - April 30, 2007


5) Expiry Date - April 30, 2007


6) for all


7) Link to Offer


8) Promotion Details -*Rates given reflect the $10 discount per room,per night*buy one,get one complimentary dinner buffet*buy one,get one complimentary spa admission(sun-thu only)*buy one, get one complimentary draft/cocktail in Monte Carlo Pub


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1) Monte Carlo#3 Thanks to Intoxic8 (added 02/22/2007)


2) Sweet Spring Special


3) XSWEET


4) Dates Valid - April 5, 2007 - April 8, 2007


5) Expiry Date - April 8, 2007


6) for all


7) Link to Offer


8) Promotion Details Inclusions:*2 complimentary dinner buffets*2 complimentary spa passes*2 complimentary domestic draft beer/cocktail at MC Pub*$10 free slot play validated with Players Club Membership


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =NEWYORK NEWYORK= + + + + + + + + + + + +





1) Newyork Newyork #1 Thanks to lbrlwyr (added 01/31/2007)


2) City's Seduction


3) INT223


4) Dates Valid - February 19, 2007 - May 30, 2007


5) Expiry Date - March 1, 2007


6) for all


7) Link to Promo


8) Promotion Details - This online package includes:


• Park Avenue Upgrade


• 2 FREE Drinks


• 2 for 1 Il Fornaio Breakfast


• 2 for 1 Nine Fine Irishmen Lunch


• Admission for 2 to the Spa


• 2 Roller Coaster passes


If reservation is booked during February 4-8 or April 1 %26amp; 2 you will also receive a:


• $10 Starbucks Credit


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Newyork Newyork #2 Thanks to Intoxic8 (added 02/19/2007)


2) ESPN Zone Special


3) INT205


4) Dates Valid - February 19, 2007 - December 30, 2007


5) Expiry Date - December 31, 2007


6) for all


7) Link to Promo - Link to Offer


8) Promotion Details - Includes:


• Complimentary dessert with purchase of entree


• 10% off sportcenter store


• $10 ESPN game card


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1) Newyork Newyork #3 Thanks to Intoxic8 (added 02/19/2007)


2) Manhattan Nights


3) INT208


4) Dates Valid - February 19, 2007 - March 25, 2007


5) Expiry Date - June 30, 2007


6) for all


7) Link to Promo - Link to Offer


8) Promotion Details - This online package includes:


• Park Avenue Upgrade


• 2 FREE Drinks


• 2 for 1 Il Fornaio Breakfast


• 2 for 1 Nine Fine Irishmen Lunch


• Admission for 2 to the Spa


• 2 Roller Coaster passes


Book on April 1 %26amp; 2 and you will also receive a:


• $10 Starbucks Credit


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1) Newyork Newyork #4 Thanks to Intoxic8 (added 02/19/2007)


2) 5th Avenue


3) INT210


4) Dates Valid - February 25, 2007 - April 5, 2007


5) Expiry Date - June 30, 2007


6) for all


7) Link to Promo - Link to Offer


8) Promotion Details - This online package includes:


• Park Avenue Upgrade


• 2-for-1 Drinks


• 2 for 1 Il Fornaio Breakfast


• 2-for-1 Spa Admission


• 2-for-1 Roller Coaster passes


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1) Newyork Newyork #5 Thanks to Intoxic8 (added 02/19/2007)


2) Free Upgrade


3) INT215


4) Dates Valid - February 19, 2007 - August 31, 2007


5) Expiry Date - August 31, 2007


6) for all


7) Link to Promo - Link to Offer


8) Promotion Details - Package includes:


• Park Avenue Upgrade


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1) Newyork Newyork #6 Thanks to Intoxic8 (added 02/22/2007)


2) Catch a Thrill Ride


3) INT228


4) Dates Valid - February 27, 2007 - April 30, 2007


5) Expiry Date - March 15, 2007


6) for all


7) Link to Offer


8) Promotion Details - This online package includes:


• Park Avenue Upgrade


• 2 FREE Drinks


• 2 for 1 Il Fornaio Breakfast


• 2 for 1 Nine Fine Irishmen Lunch


• Admission for 2 to the Spa


• 2 Roller Coaster passes


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =THE ORLEANS= + + + + + + + + + + + +





1) Orleans #1 Thanks to isles1 (added 01/27/2007)


2) Mardi Gras Package


3) EDM0205


4) Dates Valid - /5/07 thru 2/8/07, 2/19/07 thru 2/22/07, 2/25/07 thru 3/1/07, 3/4/07 thru 3/7/07


5) Expiry Date - Unknown


6) for all


7) Link to Promo or call 800 675 3267


8) Mardi Gras Pkg Special includes 2nt stay incl tax, 2 buffet dinners, 2 buffer breakfasts and 1 day pass to the spa.


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1) Orleans #2 Thanks to Vegas37 (added 02/17/2007)


2) no name


3) HOT0301


4) Dates Valid - March 1-July 31, Sunday-Thursday


5) Expiry Date - July 31


6) for all


7) Link to Promo


8) Promotion Details - 15% off online rate plus two breakfast buffets


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1) Orleans #3 Thanks to Vegas37 (added 02/18/2007)


2) $10,000 Fun Getaways Slot Tournaments


3) February-LS00226, March-SL00312, April-SL00401, May-SL00514, June-SL00618, July-SL00709


4) Dates Valid - February 26-28, March 12-14, April 1-3, May 14-16, June 18-20, July 9-11


5) Expiry Date - July 11


6) Club Coast membership is required


7) Must call 800-675-3267 for reservations and quote promotion code


8) Promotion Details - $99 for three nights and slot tournament entry


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =THE PALMS= + + + + + + + + + + + +


NO CURRENT DEALS ADDED YET


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+ + + + + + + + + + + + =PARIS= + + + + + + + + + + + +





Hot Deals: HOTDEALS LINK


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...My apologies, I wasn't trying to be rude, i just hate when people don't cite their references (guess it comes from being a teacher). My apologies. On here a lot of people try to pass off ideas of others as their own, not just in the vegas section, but on other sections as well. Sorry.
Reply:Thanks



interest rate

Going Ice skating in an hour? ~FIRST TIME~!!!!! HELPPPPPP!!!!?

ok, my friend invited me and some other of our friends to go ice skating, and we have all never done it ever since, exept the person who invited me, and this is my first time, I have never been on the ice! What are some of your experiences, please no roller blading crap. Also, is the same size skate the same size shoe you have? I hope I don't fall, but it's a possibility. HELLLLLLP

Going Ice skating in an hour? ~FIRST TIME~!!!!! HELPPPPPP!!!!?
i've never been on ice! so i always tell my self i'll fall like crazy on my first lessons ao i won't be dissapointed about it! BESIDES it's fun to fall! When i go roller skating i know i'm not gonna be perfect but i go out there and have fun
Reply:Sometimes the best thing to do is just to watch what everyone else is doing. As a first-timer, that is the best way to go. I have been on the ice maybe twice. I held hands with my friend who was a better skater than me. I thought that would help......... it did a little. However, I knew that I would fall over eventually, so I got that over nice and early in the day! Ah, wet! After that I felt a little less shaky. If you are too nervous, just hold on to the side. Spend as much time as you need on the side wall, to get up the nerve to take off. Point your toes of your skate boot downward to stop. Have fun!
Reply:FIRST OF ALL, get the person to help you, dumb butt..... anywayz...... the skates are NORMALLY the shoe size, but expensive ones like Reidels and Jacksons (GAMS too ;)) usually run small but i DOUBT they have those for rent! just ask at the counter haha!-



skin disease

Help with a snoop dogg song????

IM looking to find this song by snooop dogg all i remeber about the video is he was roller bladeing the whole video and he lived in a GREAT big SHOE ??? Can anyone help me?? ive been looking all day

Help with a snoop dogg song????
Song Name: Snoop Dogg (What's My Name Pt. 2)


Album: Last Meal


Here's a link to the video:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze2pMbz9l...
Reply:I don't knizzle, my bizzle!



dog skin problem

Which part of the script should I use to draw a picture of?

Lilo And Stitch Script














Read the charges.











Dr. Jumba Jookiba--











lead scientist of


Galaxy Defense Industries--











you stand before this council











accused of illegal


genetic experimentation.











How do you plead?











Not guilty!











My experiments


are only theoretical--











completely


within legal boundaries.











We believe you actually


created something.











Created something?! Ha!











But that would be irresponsible


and unethical.











I would never, ever...











make more than one.











What is that monstrosity?











Monstrosity!











What you see before you


is the first of a new species.











I call it Experiment 626.











He is bulletproof, fireproof











and can think faster


than supercomputer.











He can see in the dark











and move objects


times his size.











His only instinct:











To destroy


everything he touches!











So, it is a monster.











Hey, just a little one.











It is an affront to nature.











It must be destroyed!











Calm yourself, Captain Gantu.











Perhaps it can be reasoned with.











Experiment 626











give us some sign you understand


any of this.











Show us that there is something


inside you that is good.











Hmm?











Meega, nala kweesta!











So naughty!











I didn't teach it that.











Place that idiot scientist


under arrest!











I prefer to be called


evil genius!











And as for that abomination...











it is the flawed product


of a deranged mind.











It has no place among us.











Captain Gantu, take him away.











With pleasure.











Hmm.











Uncomfortable?











Oh...











Good!











The council has banished you


to exile on a desert asteroid.











So, relax... enjoy the trip











and don't get any ideas.











These guns are locked


onto your genetic signature.











They won't shoot anyone but you.











Ow! Why, you...!











May I remind the captain


that he is on duty.











Secure the cell!











Aye, Captain.











Captain on deck.











All ahead full.











Do... Does this, uh,


look infected to you?











Oh!











Quiet, you.











Gunfire in the cell bay!











Open a channel.











He's loose on Deck C!











Red alert.


Seal off the deck!











Security,


converge on door seven!











Deadly force authorized.











Fire on sight!











There he is!











Security to Bridge.











It's in the ventilation system.











He's headed for the power...











grid.











What was that?











I don't think he's


on the ship anymore.











Confirmed.


He's taken a police cruiser.











Yeah... he took the red one.











Yee-haw!











Hmm?!











That's it!











We got it.


We got it!











Hyperdrive activated.











System charging.











He's engaged his H-drive!











Warning--


guidance is not functional.











Pursuit Commander











that crazy trog is


about to make a jump!











Break formation!


Get clear of that ship!











Navigation failure.











Do not engage hyper...











Get me Galactic Control.











Where is he?!











He's still in hyperspace.











Where will he exit?











Calculating now--











quadrant section - -


area .











A planet called... Ee-arth.











I want an expert on this planet


in here now!











What is that?











Water. Most of the planet


is covered in it.











He won't survive in water.











His molecular density


is too great.











No...











Of course.











How much time do we have?











We have projected his landing


at three hours, minutes.











Oh, we have to gas the planet.











Hold it!











Hold everything!











Earth is a protected


wildlife preserve.











Yeah. We've been using it











to rebuild


the mosquito population











which, need I remind you,


is an endangered species!











Am I to assume


you are the expert?











Oh, I don't know about expert.











Agent Pleakley at your service.











Can we not simply


destroy the island?











No! Crazyhead!











The mosquito's food of choice,


primitive humanoid life forms











have colonies


all over that planet.











Are they intelligent?











No, but they're very delicate.











In fact, every time an asteroid


strikes their planet











they have to begin life


all over.











It's fascinating, isn't it?











With this,


I've been able to study...











What if our military forces


just landed there?











Well, that'd be a bad idea!











These are extremely


simple creatures, miss.











Landing there would create mass


mayhem and planet-wide panic!











A quiet capture would require


an understanding of - -











that we do not possess!











Who, then, Mr. Pleakley, would


you send for his extraction?











Does he have a brother?











Close grandmother, perhaps?











Friendly cousin?











Neighbor with a beard?











He got away?











I'm sure this comes


as no surprise to you.











I designed this creature


for to be unstoppable.











Which is precisely why you


must now bring him back.











What? Me?











And to reward you











we are willing to trade


your freedom for his capture.











- - will not come easily.











Maybe direct hit


from plasma cannon











might stun him long enough to...











Plasma cannon granted.











Do we have a bargain, Dr. Jumba?











B-B-But it's a delicate planet!











Who's going to control him?











You will.











Very good, Your Highness.











I... I didn't quite...











Uh, you're notjoking!











So, tell me,


my little one-eyed one











on what poor, pitiful,


defenseless planet











has my monstrosity


been unleashed?











Mahalo nui ia











Ke Ali iwahine











O Lili ulani











O ka Wohi ku











Ka pipio mai o ke anuenue











Na waihooluu a halikeole











E nana na maka


i ke ao malama











Mai Hawaii akea i Kauai...











O Kal'kaua he inoa











O Ka pua mae ole i ka I'











Ka pua maila i ka mauna











I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea











Ke 'maila i K'lauea











M'lamalama i Wahinekapu











A ka luna o Uw'kahuna











I ka pali kapu o Ka auea











Ea mai ke ali i kia manu











Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo











Ka pua nani a o Hawai i











O Kal'kaua he inoa











O Kal'kaua he inoa











Ka pua mae ole i ka I'











Ka pua maila i ka mauna











I ke kuahiwi o Mauna Kea











Ke 'maila i K'lauea...











One, two, three, four...











...M'lamalama i


Wahinekapu...











Ay-yi-yi.











...A ka luna o Uw'kahuna











I ka pali kapu o Ka auea











Mahalo nui ia











Ke Ali iwahine











O Lili ulani











O ka Wohi ku...











Ea mai ke ali i kia manu











Ua wehi i ka hulu o ka mamo











Ka pua nani a o Hawai I











O Kal'kaua he inoa...











He Inoa No Kalani Kalakaua


Kulele.











-Whoa!


-Whoa!











Stop. Stop.











Lilo, why are you all wet?











It's sandwich day.











Every Thursday,


I take Pudge the fish











a peanut butter sandwich.











Pudge is a fish?











And today we were out


of peanut butter!











So I asked my sister


what to give him











and she said a tuna sandwich.











I can't give Pudge tuna!











Do you know what tuna is?











Fish?











It's fish!











If I gave Pudge tuna,


I'd be an abomination!











I'm late because


I had to go to the store











and get peanut butter











'cause all we have


is-is stinkin' tuna!











Lilo, Lilo, why is


this so important?











Pudge controls the weather.











You're crazy.











Please! Please!











Everybody calm down!











Girls...











Shh.











Lilo...











I'm sorry! I'm sorry!











I won't do it again!











Maybe we should call


your sister.











No! I'll be good!











I want to dance.











I practiced.











I just want to dance.











I practiced.











Ooh, she bit me.











Eww!











I called your sister.











She said to wait for her


here on the porch.











We'll try again on Sunday.











Does this look infected


to you?











Yeah.











You better not have rabies.











If you have rabies











the dogcatcher is


going to have to cut...











Are you going to play dolls?











You don't have a doll.











This is Scrump.











I made her,


but her head is too big.











So I pretend a bug laid eggs


in her ears, and she's upset











because she only has


a few more days to...











Lilo!











Lilo?











Lilo?











Oh, no.











You better be home.











Hey! Watch where you're going!











Stupidhead!











I found a new place to dwell...











Oh, Lilo!











Lilo! Open the door, Lilo!











Go away.











...You make me so lonely,


baby...











Lilo?











We don't have time for this.











...I get so lonely...











Leave me alone to die.











Come on, Lilo











that social worker's going


to be here any minute!











...You still can find


some room











For brokenhearted lovers


to cry away their gloom











Don't make me so lonely, baby











Don't make me so lonely











I get so lonely I could die...











The bellhop's tears


keep flowin'...











You are so finished


when I get in there!











Well, they been so long


on Lonely Street











They ain't ever


gonna look back...











Oh, I'm going to stuff you


in the blender











push puree,


then bake you into a pie











and feed it


to the social worker!











And when he says,


Mmm, this is great.











What's your secret?


I'm going to say...











Love... and nurturing.











Hi. Uh...











You must be the, uh...











The stupidhead.











Oh! Oh...











Oh, you know,


I'm really sorry about that











and if I'd known who you were,


of course I never would've...











Uh... I can pay for that.











It's a rental.











Are you the guardian


in question?











Yes. I'm Nani.











Nice to meet you, Mister...?











Bubbles.











Mr. Bubbles.











That's a strange...











Yes, I know.











Are you going


to invite me in, Nani?











Uh... I thought we could


sit out here and talk.











I don't think so.











Right. Uh...











...It's always crowded...











This way.











...You still can find some room











For brokenhearted lovers


to cry away their gloom











You make me so lonely, baby...











Uh... wait here.











Hey!











So...











lemonade?











Do you often


leave your sister home alone?











No. Never.











Well, except forjust now.











Uh, I had to run


to the store to get some...











Oh!











You left the stove on


while you were out?











Low heat!











Just a simmer.











Mmm!











It's coming along great.











I found that this morning.











Lilo! There you are.











Honeyface...











this is Mr. Bubbles.











Nice to meet you.











Your knuckles say Cobra.











Cobra Bubbles.











You don't look like


a social worker.











I'm a special classification.











Did you ever kill anyone?











We're getting off the subject.











Let's talk about you.











Are you happy?











I'm adjusted.











I eat four food groups











and look both ways


before crossing the street











and take long naps,


and get disciplined.











Disciplined?











Yeah.


She disciplines me real good.











Sometimes five times a day.











-With bricks.


-No...











Bricks?











Uh-huh, in a pillowcase.











Okay! That's enough sugar


for you.











Why don't you run along,


you little cutie.











The other social workers


just thought she was a scream.











Thirsty?











Let me illuminate to you


the precarious situation











in which you have


found yourself.











I am the one they call


when things go wrong











and things have


indeed gone wrong.











My friends need to be punished.











Call me next time


you're left here alone.











Yep.











In case you're wondering,


this did not go well.











You have three days


to change my mind.











-Blah.


-Eww!











Lilo!











Why didn't you wait


at the school?











You were supposed


to wait there!











Lilo!











Do you not understand?


Do you want to be taken away?











Answer me!











No!











No, you don't understand?











No!











No, what?











No!











You're such a pain!











So why don't you sell me


and buy a rabbit instead?!











At least a rabbit would behave


better than you!











Go ahead!


Then you'll be happy











because it'll be smarter


than me, too!











And quieter!











You'll like it,


'cause it's stinky, like you!











Go to your room!











I'm already in my room!











Hey.











I brought you some pizza,


in case you were hungry.











We're a broken family,


aren't we?











No.











Maybe, a little.











Maybe a lot.











I shouldn't have yelled at you.











We're sisters. It's ourjob.











Yeah, well, from now on...











I like you better as a sister


than a mom.











Yeah?











And you like me better


as a sister











than a rabbit, right?











Oh...











Oh, oh, oh, oh.











Yes.











Yes, I do.











I hit Mertle Edmonds today.











You hit her?











Before I bit her.











You bit her.











Lilo, you shouldn't...











People treat me different.











They just don't know


what to say.











I'll tell you what.











If you promise


not to fight anymore











I promise not to yell at you,


except on special occasions.











Tuesdays and bank


holidays would be good.











Yeah? Would that be good?











Oh! My camera's full again.











Aren't they beautiful?











A falling star!











I call it! Get out! Get out!











I have to make a wish!











Can't you go any faster?











Oh, no!


Gravity is increasing on me.











No, it's not!











It is, too, Lilo.











The same thing


happened yesterday.











You rotten sister!


Your butt is crushing me!











Why do you act so weird?!











It's me again.











I need someone


to be my friend...











someone who won't run away.











Maybe send me an angel...











the nicest angel you have.











What we when hit?











There it is.











It stay jammed under the fender.











We better call somebody.











We're looking for something


that can defend itself...











something that won't die...











something sturdy, you know?











Like a lobster.











Lilo, you lolo.











Do we have a lobster door?











No. We have a dog door.











We are getting a dog.











So nice


to see your pretty face again!











Jumba?











We need your name and address


at the bottom of the form...











The kennel's back this way.











Go. Pick someone out.











Hello?











Hello?!











Are there any aminals in here?











Hello!











Hi.











Hoh... ha...











Hi...











Wow!











Oh, yes. Mm-hmm.











All of our dogs are adoptable.











Except that one!











What is that thing?!











A dog, I think.











But it was dead this morning.











It was dead this morning?!











Well, we thought it was dead.


It was hit by a truck.











I like him!


Come here, boy.











Oh! Aah!











Wouldn't you like


a different dog?











We have better dogs, dear.











Not better than him.











He can talk! Say hello.











He... Hel...











Dogs can't talk, dear.











He did.











Does it have to be this dog?











Yes, he's good.











I can tell.











You'll have to think of a name


for him.











His name is... Stitch.











Now, that's not a real name...











Hmm. Uh-uh, uh-uh-uh.











...in Iceland...


but here, it's a good name.











Stitch it is.











And there's


a two dollar license fee.











I want to buy him!











Can I borrow two dollars?











He's all yours.











You're all mine.











Well, what's he doing?











Shh! Keep quiet.











He's listening for us.











How good is his hearing?











I mean, can he...











Why don't you run?











Coming! I'm coming!











Stop!











I have just determined


this situation











to be far too hazardous!











Don't worry,


I won't hit her.











No! That girl is a part


of the mosquito food chain.











Here! Educate yourself.











Using a little girl


for a shield.











This is low, even for you!











Whoo-hoo!











Bah!











Tear him apart


with all both my bare hands!











Have you lost your mind?!











What is it, Stitch?











We cannot be seen!











Bad dog, barking at nothing!











You can't shoot,


and you can't be seen.











Look at you!











You look like a monster.











We have to blend in.











Okay, I got to get to work.











Stick around town and stay


out of the roads, okay?











I'll meet you at : .











Hmm?











Oh!











Ah!











Okay, I guess


we should be going.











What about Stitch?











My friends!











What do you want?











I'm sorry I bit you











and pulled your hair











and punched you in the face.











Apology not accepted.











Now get out of my way


before I run you over.











I got a new dog.


His name is Stitch.











That is the ugliest thing


I have ever saw.











-Yeah.


-Yeah.











Eww! Get it away from me!











I'm gonna get a disease!











Somebody do something!











Oh, great! He's loose.











His destructive programming


is taking effect.











He will be irresistibly


drawn to large cities











where he will back up sewers











reverse street signs and


steal everyone's left shoe.











It's nice to live on an island


with no large cities.











Are you okay?











Doo-doo... Doo-doo...











You can shake an apple


off an apple tree











Shake-a, shake-a, sugar,


but you'll never shake me











-Uh-uh-uh


-Doo-doo-doo











No, siree, uh-uh...











Uh-uh.











...Doo-doo-doo











Doo-doo-doo











I'm gonna stick like glue











Stick because I'm...











Stuck on you











I'm gonna run my fingers











Through your long, black hair...











Hey, over here,


little buddy.











...Squeeze you tighter


than a grizzly bear











-Uh-uh-uh


-Doo-doo-doo











Yes, siree, uh-huh











Doo-doo-doo,


Doo-doo-doo











I'm gonna stick like glue











Stick because I'm...











Stuck on you











Hide in the kitchen











Hide in the hall











Ain't gonna do you no good


at all











'Cause once I catch ya


and the kissin' starts











A team o' wild horses


couldn't tear us apart











Try to take a tiger


from his daddy's side...











When you're ready to give up


just let us know, heh?











Whee!











...Uh-uh-uh...











Yeah!











This is you.











This is your badness level.











It's unusually high


for someone your size.











We have to fix that.











Ay-yi-yi, Lilo!











Your dog cannot sit


at the table.











Stitch is troubled.


He needs desserts.











Oh, you didn't even eat


your sweet potato.











I thought you liked them.











Desserts!











David!











I got a new dog.











Oh! You sure it's a dog?











Uh-huh.











He used to be a collie


before he got ran over.











Yum!











Hey...











Blah!











Eww!











Howzit, Nani?











Did you catch fire again?











Nah, just the stage.











Listen, I was wondering











if you're not


doing anything this...











David, I told you, I can't. I...











I got a lot to deal with


right now.











I know. I just figured


you might need some time...











You smell like a lawn mower.











Look, I got to go.











The kid at table three's


throwing poi again.











Maybe some other time, okay?











Don't worry.











She likes your butt


and fancy hair.











I know. I read her diary.











She thinks it's fancy?











Blech!











Oh! Mmm!











Aha! Look what I find!











Get restraints!











Right.











Ow! Take that! Hurry!











Uh, hold still just a...











Aah!











Hey, Nani!











Is that your dog?











Uh...











All is well.











Please, go about your business.


I'm okay.











Oh, your head looks swollen.











Actually, she's just ugly.











Darling...











He's joking.











Ugly-- look at me...











Uh, this is not working out.











Uh, b-but...











Mm-mm.











Yeah?











Well, who wants to work


at this stupid...











fakey luau anyway.











Come on, Lilo.











Did you lose yourjob


because of Stitch and me?











Nah. The manager's a vampire











and he wanted me to join


his legion of the undead.











I knew it.











This is a great home.











You'll like it a lot.











See?











Uh, Lilo...











Comfy.











-Hey!


-Hey!











What is the matter with you?











Be careful of the little angel!











It's not an angel, Lilo.











I don't even think it's a dog.











We just have to take him back.











He's just cranky


because it's his bedtime.











He's creepy, Lilo.











I won't sleep


while he's loose in the house.











You're loose in the house


all the time











and I sleep just fine!











Hey, what are you doing?











Stop that, Stitch!











Hey!











Look at him, Lilo.











He's obviously mutated


from something else.











We have to take him back.











He was an orphan


and we adopted him!











What about O'hana?











He hasn't been here that long.











Neither have I.


Dad said O'hana means family.











Huh?











O'hana means family.











Family means...











...nobody gets left behind.











Or...?











Or forgotten.











I know. I know.











I hate it


when you use O'hana against me.











Mmm.











Don't worry, you can sleep


right next to me.











Look how curious the puppy is.











This is my room,


and this is your bed.











This is your dolly and bottle.











See? Doesn't spill.











I filled it with coffee.











Good puppy. Now get into bed.











Hey!











That's mine!











Down!











Mmm!











Be careful of that!











You don't touch this!











Don't ever touch it!











No! Don't pull on her head!











She's recovering from surgery.











No! That's from my blue period.











Mmm...











There.











You know, you wreck


everything you touch.











Why not try and make something


for a change?











Ah!











Wow. San Francisco.











Save me!











Eek!











No more caffeine for you.











This little girl is wasting


her time.











- - cannot be taught to ignore


its destructive programming.











Ooh!











Push that over.











What are you doing?











Nothing!











Uh, say, I want to try it on.











No!











Share! Let me try it!











Hey! Ow! You're justjealous


'cause I'm pretty!











Don't move.











A mosquito has chosen me


as her perch.











She's so beautiful.











Look, another one.











And another one!


Why, it's a whole flock.











And they like me!











They're nuzzling my flesh


with their noses.











Now they're, um, they're....











I think it might be a koala.











An evil koala.











I can't even pet it.











It keeps staring at me,


like it's going to eat me.











Hello?











Nani?











Hello?











Are you there?











Now, this is interesting.











What?











- - was designed


to be a monster











but now he has nothing


to destroy.











You see, I never gave him


a greater purpose.











What must it be like


to have nothing...











not even memories to visit











in the middle of the night?











Nah!











Hmm.











Hmm...











That's the Ugly Duckling.











See? He's sad


because he's all alone











and nobody wants him











but on this page,


his family hears him crying











and they find him.











Then the Ugly Duckling is happy











because he knows


where he belongs.











Hmm...











Want to listen to the King?











You look like an Elvis fan.











Nani.











Nani!











Uh... yeah?











Look.











We can't go on together











With suspicious minds...











...cious minds...











...can build our dreams...











...On suspicious minds...











Heard you lost yourjob.











Well, uh, actually,


I just quit thatjob











because, you know,


the hours are just not conducive











to the challenges


of raising a child...











Hey!











I am so sorry about that.











What is that thing?











That's my puppy.











Really?











Thus far, you have been adrift











in the sheltered harbor


of my patience











but I cannot ignore


you beingjobless.











Do I make myself clear?











Perfectly.











And next time I see this dog











I expect it to be


a model citizen... capisce?











Uh... yes?











New job.











Model citizen.











Good day.











You look like an angel...











Mrs. Hasagawa?











I'm here to answer


your newspaper ad.











Elvis Presley was


a model citizen.











...Walk like an angel...











I've compiled a list


of his traits











for you to practice.











Number one is dancing.











I can't talk now, dear.











I'm waiting for someone


to answer my ad.











That's why I'm here.











Hands on your hips.











Now follow my lead.











Ooh-hoo.











...You fooled me


with your kisses...











Ah! That's my want ad.











I know!











...Heaven knows


how you lied to me











You're not the way...











Whoa, whoa!











Why is everything so dark?











I am all about coffee.











Let's move on to step two.











...Walk like an angel...











Elvis played guitar. Here.











...Talk like an angel...











Hold it like this,


and put your fingers here.











See? Now you try.











...and I make great cappuccinos


and lattes with...











I wish I could, Nani,


but I just hired Teddy











and with tourist season


ending...











Concierge-er-ing is my life.











...You look like an angel...











I just love to answer phones...











This is the face of romance.











...Walk like an angel...











She looks like


she could use some lovin'.











...Talk like an angel,


but I got wise...











Oh, we might have something.











Good. Now kiss her.











...The devil in disguise...











I'm sure Elvis had


his bad days, too.











I'm all about saving people?











...I thought


that I was in heaven...











Actually, I do think


we have an opening.











Really?











Okay, this is it.











...But I was sure surprised...











Time to bring it all together.











Oh, that'd be so great!











You have no idea


how badly I need this job.











...The devil in your eyes











You're the devil in disguise...











It's all you!











Knock 'em dead!











...The devil in disguise











You're the devil in disguise...











Don't crowd him!











...Oh, yes, you are











The devil in disguise...











The devil in disguise,


oh, yes...











Hey, knock it off!











Hey, Lilo!











Howzit... Nani?











We've been having a bad day.











Hmm...











Hey, I might not be a doctor











but I know that there's


no better cure for a sour face











than a couple of boards


and some choice waves.











What you think?











I think that's a great idea.











-Aloha e, aloha e


-Aloha e, aloha e











-'Ano'ai ke aloha e


-'Ano'ai ke aloha e











-Aloha e, aloha e


-Aloha e, aloha e











'Ano'ai ke aloha e











'Ano'ai ke aloha e...











There's no place I'd rather be











Than on my surfboard out at sea











Lingering in the ocean blue











And if I had one wish come true











I'd surf till the sun sets


beyond the horizon











Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi











Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu











Flying by on a Hawaiian


roller coaster ride











Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi











Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu











Pi'i na nalu, la lahalaha











O ka moana, hanupanupa











-Lalala i ka la hanahana


-Whoo!











-Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one


-Whoo! Yeah!











Helehele mai kakou e











Hawaiian roller coaster ride











There's no place I'd rather be











Than on a seashore dry, wet free











On golden sand is where I'd lay











And if I only had my way











I'd play till the sun sets


beyond the horizon











Lalala i ka la hanahana











Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one











It's time to try the Hawaiian


roller coaster ride











Hang loose, hang ten,


howzit, shake a shaka











No worry, no fear,


ain't no biggy, brahda











Cuttin' in, cuttin' up,


cuttin' back, cuttin' out











Front side, back side,


goofy-footed, wipe out











Let's getjumpin',


surf's up and pumpin'











Coastin' with


the motion of the ocean











Whirlpools swirling,


cascading, twirling











Hawaiian roller coaster ride...











Oh, can't complain, Mom.











I'm camping out


with a convicted criminal











and, uh... oh, I had my head


chewed on by a monster!











Wait...











something is not right.











- - is returning


willingly to water.











Oh, hold on, Mom--


another call.











Mr. Pleakley, you are overdue.











I want a status report.











Oh, uh, things are going well.











He cannot swim!











Things are going well.











Jumba, aren't they going well?











Why will he risk drowning?











Jumba?











Jumba, help me out here.











I would have expected you back


by now, with - - in hand.











Just a few things left to pack


and, uh, we'll be...











Hang up.











We are going swimming.











Huh?











There's no place I'd rather be











Than on my surfboard out at sea











Lingering in the ocean blue











And if I had one wish come true











I'd surf till the sun sets


beyond the horizon











Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi











Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu











Flying by











On a Hawaiian


roller coaster ride











Awikiwiki, mai lohilohi











Lawe mai i ko papa he'e nalu











Pi'i na nalu, la lahalaha











O ka moana, hanupanupa











Lalala i ka la hanahana











-Me ke kai hoene i ka pu'e one


-Yeah!











Helehele mai kakou e











Hawaiian roller coaster ride.











Lilo!











What happened?











Oh... some lolo must have


stuffed us in the barrel.











Where's Stitch?











Get off of her!











What happened?











Stitch dragged her down.











We lost Stitch!











Lilo? Lilo, look at me.











Look at me, baby.


Are you hurt?











No.











He's unconscious,


but I think he's alive.











David, take Lilo.











This isn't what it looks like.











We were...











It-It's just that...











I know you're trying, Nani











but you need to think


about what's best for Lilo...











even if it removes you


from the picture.











I'll be back tomorrow morning


for Lilo.











I'm sorry.











Nani? Is there something


I can do?











No, David.











Uh, I need


to take Lilo home now.











We have a lot to talk about,


Lilo.











Thanks.











You know, I really believed


they had a chance.











Then you came along.











Lilo, honey...











we have to, uh...











Don't worry.











You're nice, and someone


will give you a job.











I would.











Come here.











Aloha Oe, Aloha Oe











E ke onaona noho i ka lipo











One fond embrace, a ho'i a'e au











Until we meet again.











That's us before...











It was rainy,


and they went for a drive.











What happened to yours?











I hear you cry at night.











Do you dream about them?











I know that's


why you wreck things











and push me.











Our family's little now


and we don't have many toys











but if you want,


you could be part of it.











You could be our baby


and we'd raise you to be good.











O'hana means family.











Family means nobody gets


left behind











but if you want to leave,


you can.











I'll remember you, though.











I remember everyone that leaves.











L... L...











Lost.











I'm lost.











Help!











I don't like the ocean!











Oh, look,


a friendly little dolphin.











They helped sailors


in the war...











It's a shark!











It's a shark,


and it ain't friendly!











It looks like a dolphin.











Tricky fish! Tricky fish!











Oh, octopus, come and help me?











An octo... octopus is worse


than a shark!











I hate this planet!











Oh...











little monster!











Uh, Agent Pleakley here.











I have lost patience


with you both.











Have you captured - - or not?











Um...











Uh-uh...











Consider yourselves fired


and prisonbound.











Your incompetence is nothing


short of unspeakable!











But, uh... mm...











We're fired!











Now we do it my way!











Your way?











Oh... uh, wait!











It seems I have overestimated


Jumber and Blinkley.











Uh, Jumba and Pleakley.











Whatever. The mission


is in jeopardy.











This could be your chance to


redeem yourself, Captain Gantu.











How soon will you be prepared


to leave?











Immediately.











Don't run.











Don't make me shoot you.











You were expensive.











Yes. Yes, that's it.











Come quietly.











Mm... waiting.











For what?











Family.











Ah!











You don't have one.











I made you.











Oh... maybe I could...











You're built to destroy.











You can never belong.











Now come quietly


and we will take you apart.











No, no, no, no,


don't, don't run!











Don't run!











Lilo.











I didn't hear you get up.











Baby, what's wrong?











Stitch left.











Really?











It's good he's gone.











He didn't want to be here,


anyway.











We don't need him.











Lilo...











sometimes you try your hardest











but things don't work out


the way you want them to.











Sometimes things have to change











and maybe sometimes


they're for the better...











even if...











Nani!











David!











I think I found you a job.











You what?!











Old man Kukhkini's store,


but we got to hurry.











Oh, um, okay. Lilo?











Baby, this is really important.











I need you to stay here


for a few minutes.











I'm going to be right back.











Lock the door and don't


answer it for anyone, okay?











Things are finally


turning around.











Aw, David, I owe you one.











That's okay.











You can just date me,


and we'll call it even.











Come back here, you little...!











Stitch?











What is it?











Shh!











Oh, hiding


behind your little friend











won't work anymore.











Didn't I tell you?











We got fired this morning.











New rules.











Ha!











Ooh.











Oh, ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!











You ain't nothin'


but a hound dog...











What are we going to do?











...Cryin' all the time...











Ooh! I love this song!











Pliers.











Screwdriver.











Check.











Come out, my friend











from whomever


you're hiding behind.











...Well, you ain't never


caught a rabbit











And you ain't no friend


of mine...











What the...?











Ooh!











Come on!











What's the big deal?











I'll put you


back together again.











I'll make you taller


and not so fluffy!











I like fluffy!











No... No...











No!











Oh, leave my mother


out of this!











You could do with a makeover.











I tried


to give you my good looks











but let's face it,


something went wrong.











No!











Quick! Follow me!











If we make it to...











You're alive!











They're all over the place!











Running away? Here...











let me stop you.











You always get


in the way!











Where's the girl?











What have you done


to the girl?











Hello? Cobra Bubbles?











Aliens are attacking my house.











No, no, no!


No aliens!











Blue punch buggy!











No punch back.











They want my dog!











There's no need


to alert the authorities.











Everything's under control.











Lilo, who was that?











Oh, good,


my dog found the chainsaw.











Lilo! Don't hang...!











Ha!











You shouldn't play with guns.











Oh, okay.











Thank you.











Oh, I just remembered.


It's your birthday!











Happy birthday!











Merry Christmas!











It's not Christmas.











Happy Hanukkah!











We're leaving Stitch?











Trust me.











This is not going to end well.











-One potato.


-Two potato.











-Three potato.


-Four.











-Five potato.


-Six potato.











Seven potato, more.











My... mother... told... me...











you... are... it.











Oh, I win!











Thanks. Mahalo plenty.











You won't be disappointed.











I'll show up early to help


with the morning deliver...











Oh, don't turn left.











No.











One of them had a giant eye


in the middle of his face.











Oh, Lilo!











Please don't do this.











You know I have no choice.











No! You're not taking her!











I'm the only one


who understands her!











You take that away,


she won't stand a chance!











You're making this harder


than it needs to be.











But you don't know


what you're doing! She needs me!











Is this what she needs?!











It seems clear to me


that you need her











a lot more than she needs you.











Lilo! Lilo!











-Lilo!


-Lilo!











Lilo!











-Lilo!


-Lilo!











You ruined everything.











You're one of them?











Ooh!











Get out of here, Stitch.











Surprise!











And here I thought


you'd be difficult to catch.











Ho-ho-ho. Silly me.











Lilo?











Lilo!











There you go,


all buckled up for the trip.











And look-- I even caught you


a little snack.











No! Stop!











Lilo.











Aah!











Okay, talk.











I know you had something


to do with this.











Now where is Lilo?











Talk! I know you can.











Okay, okay.











Where's Lilo?











Lilo...











Now all your washing is up!











You're under arrest!











Read him his rights.











Listen carefully.











Hello? Galactic Command?











Experiment 626 is in custody.











We'll wait right here.











Huh?











Don't interact with her.











Where's Lilo?











Who?











What?!











Lilo... my sister.











Uh, sorry, we do not know











anyone by this, uh...











Lilo! She's a little girl--


this big!











She has black hair


and brown eyes











and she hangs around


with that thing!











Uh...











We know her.











Bring her back.











Oh, we can't do that. Uh-uh.











That would be a misuse


of Galactic resources.











See, problem is...


we're just here for him.











So she's gone?











Look at the bright side.











You won't have to yell


at anyone anymore.











Come.











O'hana.











Huh?











Hey! Get away from her.











No! What did you say?











O'hana means family.











Family means...











...nobody gets left behind.











Or forgotten.











Yeah.











Hey...











What?!


After all you put me through











you expect me to help you


just like that?!











Just like that?!











Ih.











Fine.











Fine?


You're doing what he says?











Uh, he's very persuasive.











Persuasive?!


What exactly are we doing?











Rescue.











We're going to get Lilo?











Ih.











Oh, good! I was hoping


to add theft, endangerment











and insanity to my list


of things I did today.











You, too?











Oh! Yeah, yeah, yeah!











What? Did you think


we walked here?











This is Gantu, requesting


hyperspace clearance.











Stand by for clearance.











Clearance is granted


on vector C- .











Connect me


to the Grand Councilwoman.











Gantu, what's going on?











I thought you'd like to know











that the little abomination


is... is...











Yes, Captain?











I'll call you back.











How did you get out of there?











So what exactly are we doing?











Don't worry,


is all part of plan.











We are professionals.











Hey! Get that out of your mouth!











Hold on!











Okay, is show time!











This is it!











Go! Go! Go!











Little savage!


Get off my ship!











Stitch!











Computer,


locate Experiment 626.











626 located.











We finish this now.











Stitch is unconscious.











What do we do now?











We stay close.











Hope for a miracle.











That's all we can do.











No!











Don't leave me, okay?











Okay.











Okay.











Okay.











Target - - is in motion.











Speed is .











Impossible!











Stitch!











Hmm?











Abomination.











Stupidhead.











Yee-haw!











Aloha!











You're vile! You're foul!


You're flawed!











Also cute and fluffy!











You came back.











Nobody gets left behind.











Lilo!











Good dog.











Auwe!











David!











Hey, Lilo.











Can you give us a ride


to shore?











Uh...











Sure!











But I have to make two trips.











So you're from outer space, huh?











I heard the surfing's choice.











We have - - .











Take him to my ship.











Leave him alone.











Hold on.











Grand Councilwoman,


let me explain.











Silence!











I am retiring you,


Captain Gantu.











Actually, credit for the capture


goes to...











Goes to me.











You'll be lucky if you end up


on a Fluff Trog farm











after we sort this thing out.











Uh...











I think I should...











You!











You're the cause of all this!











If it wasn't


for your Experiment 626











none of this...











Stitch.











What?











My name Stitch.











Stitch, then.











If it wasn't for Stitch....











Does Stitch have to go


in the ship?











Yes.











Can Stitch say good-bye?











Yes.











Thank you.











Who are you?











This is my family.











I found it all on my own.











It's little and broken...











but still good.











Yeah. Still good.











Does he really have to go?











You know as well as I


that our laws are absolute.











I cannot change


what the Council has decided.











Lilo, didn't you buy


that thing at the shelter?











Hey!











Three days ago,


I bought Stitch at the shelter.











I paid two dollars for him.











See this stamp? I own him.











If you take him,


you're stealing.











Aliens are all about rules.











You look familiar.











CIA. Roswell. .











Ah, yes. You had hair then.











Take note of this.











This creature has been sentenced


to life in exile











a sentence that shall be


henceforth served out here...











on Earth...











and as caretaker


of the alien life-form, Stitch











this family is now


under the official protection











of the United Galactic


Federation.











We'll be checking in


now and then.











I was afraid


you were going to say that.











This won't be easy to explain


back at headquarters.











I know what you mean.











Don't let those two


get on my ship.











CIA?











Former.











Saved the planet once.











Convinced an alien race


that mosquitoes











were an endangered species.











Now, about your house...











Wait.











Lord Almighty,


I feel my temperature rising





Ooh





Higher and higher





It's burning through to my soul





Baby, baby, baby





You're gonna set me on fire





Yeah





My brain is flaming





I don't know which way to go





Yeah





'Cause your kisses


lift me higher





Like the sweet song of a choir





You light my morning sky





With burning love





Mmm... ooh, ooh, ooh





I feel my temperature rising





Mmm





Help me, I'm flaming





I must be a hundred and nine





Burning, burning, burning





And nothing can cool me





Mmm





I just might turn into smoke





But I feel fine, yeah





'Cause your kisses


lift me higher





Like a sweet song of a choir





And you light my morning sky





With burning love





Burning love





Mmm





Burning love





It's coming closer





The flames are


now licking my body





Won't you help me?





I feel like I'm slipping away





Oh, yeah





It's hard to breathe





And my chest is just a-heaving





Mmm, mmm





Lord have mercy,


it's burning a hole in me





Yeah





'Cause your kisses


lift me higher





Like the sweet song of a choir





You light my morning sky





With burning love





Burning love





Burning love!





Burning love





I'm just a hunk,


a hunk of burning love





I'm just a hunk, a hunk


of burning love





I'm just a hunk,


a hunk of burning love





I'm just a hunk, a hunk


of burning love





I'm just a hunk,


a hunk of burning love





I'm just a hunk, a hunk


of burning love





I'm just a hunk,


a hunk of burning love





I'm just a hunk, a hunk


of burning love





I'm just a hunk,


a hunk of burning...





Love.








Do, do, do








I just can't help


falling in love with you











Wise men say











Only fools rush in











But I can't help











Falling in love with you











Shall I stay?











Would it be a sin?











If I can't help











Falling in love with you











Like a river flows to the sea











So it goes,


some things are meant to be











Some things are meant to be











Take my hand











Take my whole life too











For I can't help











Falling in love with you











Wise men say











Only fools rush in











But I can't, I can't help











Falling in love with you











Take my hand











Take my whole life too











But I can't help











Falling in love with you











Oh, I can't help











Falling in love











Falling in love with you











That's the way love goes











That's the way it goes











And my whole life, too











I just can't help


fallin' in love with you











That's the way love goes











I just can't help myself











So falling, baby, for you











Falling in love with you











That's the way love goes











That's the way it goes











'Cause I can't help











Falling in love with you











With you...








omg its so long!

Which part of the script should I use to draw a picture of?
Oh, good, my dog found the chainsaw.
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is the first of a new species.



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