Monday, August 3, 2009

I was at my wits end when my son came home from school.Do you think i'm being unreasonable when i gave him

these choices? Can the D H S have me locked up?


My son came home from school one day,


With a smirk upon his face.


He decided he was smart enough,


to put me in my place.


'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,


that's taught by Mr. Wright?


It's all about the laws today,


The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'


It says I need not clean my room,


don't have to cut my hair


No one can tell me what to think,


or speak, or what to wear.


I have freedom from religion,


and regardless what you say,


I don't have to bow my head,


and I sure don't have to pray.


I can wear earrings if I want,


and pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.


I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,


get tattoos from head to toe.


And if you ever spank me,


I'll charge you with a crime.


I'll back up all my charges,


with the marks on my behind.


Don't you ever touch me,


my body's only for my use,


no! ! ! t for your hugs and kisses,


that's just more child abuse.


Don't preach about your morals,


like your Mama did to you.


That's nothing more than mind control,


And it's illegal too!


Mom, I have these children's rights,


so you can't influence me,


or I'll call Children's Services Division,


better known


as 'C.S.D.'


Mom's Reply and Thoughts


Of course my first instinct was


to toss him out the door.


But the chance to teach him a lesson


made me think a little more.


I mulled it over carefully,


I couldn't let this go.


A smile crept upon my face,


he's messing with a pro.


Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store..


I told him, 'Pick out all you want,


there's shirts %26amp; pants galore.


I've called and checked with C.S.D .


who said they didn't care


if I bought you K-Mart shoes


instead of Nike Airs.


I've canceled that appointment


to take your driver's test.


The C.S.D. is unconcerned


so I'll decide what's best.'


I said 'No time to stop and eat,


or pick up stuff to munch.


And tomorrow you can start to learn


to make your own sack lunch.


Just save the raging appetite,


and wait till dinner time.


We're having liver and onions,


a favorite dish of mine.'


He asked 'Can I please rent a movie,


to watch on my VCR?'


'Sorry, but I sold your TV,


for new tires on my car.


I also rented out your room,


you'll take the couch instead.


The C.S.D. requires


just a roof over your head.


Your clothing won't be trendy now,


I'll choose what we eat.


That allowance that you used t! ! ! o get ,


will buy me something neat.


I'm selling off your jet ski,


dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.


Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',


It's in effect today!


Hey hot shot, are you crying,


Why are you on your knees?


Are you asking God to help you out,


instead of C.S.D..?'


Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers,


or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday


OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH. I love this One!!!


from a MOM


(Mean Old Mother.)

I was at my wits end when my son came home from school.Do you think i'm being unreasonable when i gave him
Well, the religion part is good, but the rest is just silly! Ecept the spanking part.
Reply:lol
Reply:I just love it.
Reply:This is great!
Reply:A Gem
Reply:I love that!
Reply:Funny!



nanny

Who wants to share this with me?!?

Its very newsworthy and considering the way our teenagers are being brought up these days very current as well...





Got this on mail %26amp; just had to share it!


Share it with your teens %26amp; have a good laugh %26amp; learn!!!





"Teenager's Complaints


My son came home from school one day,


With a smirk upon his face.


He decided he was smart enough,


to put me in my place.





'Guess what I learned in Civics Two,


that's taught by Mr. Wright?


It's all about the laws today,


The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'





It says I need not clean my room,


don't have to cut my hair


No one can tell me what to think,


or speak, or what to wear.





I have freedom from religion,


and regardless what you say,


I don't have to bow my head,


and I sure don't have to pray.





I can wear earrings if I want,


and pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.


I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,


get tattoos from head to toe.





And if you ever spank me,


I'll charge you with a crime.


I'll back up all my charges,


with the marks on my behind.





Don't you ever touch me,


my body's only for my use,


not for your hugs and kisses,


that's just more child abuse.





Don't preach about your morals,


like your Mama did to you.


That's nothing more than mind control,


And it's illegal too!





Mom, I have these children's rights,


so you can't influence me,


or I'll call Children's Services Division,


better known


as 'C.S.D.'


Mom's Reply and Thoughts





Of course my first instinct was


to toss him out the door.


But the chance to teach him a lesson


made me think a little more.





I mulled it over carefully,


I couldn't let this go.


A smile crept upon my face,


he's messing with a pro.





Next day I took him shopping


at the local Goodwill Store..


I told him, 'Pick out all you want,


there's shirts %26amp; pants galore.





I've called and checked with C.S.D .


who said they didn't care


if I bought you K-Mart shoes


instead of Nike Airs.





I've canceled that appointment


to take your driver's test.


The C.S.D. is unconcerned


so I'll decide what's best.'





I said 'No time to stop and eat,


or pick up stuff to munch.


And tomorrow you can start to learn


to make your own sack lunch.





Just save the raging appetite,


and wait till dinner time.


We're having liver and onions,


a favorite dish of mine.'





He asked 'Can I please rent a movie,


to watch on my VCR?'


'Sorry, but I sold your TV,


for new tires on my car.


I also rented out your room,


you'll take the couch instead.


The C.S.D. requires


just a roof over your head.





Your clothing won't be trendy now,


I'll choose what we eat.


That allowance that you used to get,


will buy me something neat.





I'm selling off your jet ski,


dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.


Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',


It's in effect today!





Hey hot shot, are you crying,


Why are you on your knees?


Are you asking God to help you out,


instead of C.S.D..?'





from a MOM (Mean Old Mother)"

Who wants to share this with me?!?
Some people just can't take a joke can they? Boo hiss to them!





Yes it comes as a shock to the kids when they realise that all the stuff mum used to do for them without question, they now have to do for themselves. When my daughter left college and got a job was aghast when I refused to give her pocket money as usual and when I said I was kind of expecting some money off her now I was the worst mother in the world!





I dunno. I coughed up my board to my parents every week without fail and I was still expected to do chores etc. Wouldn't have it any other way. It's only fair. My daughter realises now just how expensive it is to run a home as she has her own home now and her attitude is exactly the opposite of what it was. Do we do too much for our kids these days? Think we might.......
Reply:When I was young my kids did exactly what I said


And if they did not like it I sent them straight to bed.





Wow I'm a poet and don't know it .





from MOD (mean old Dad)
Reply:it was amazing faith of yours !
Reply:An excellent poem. I love it.
Reply:To the rather eloquent teenager above: Just you wait until you have children! Then let's see what you have to say.


And the suffragettes managed very well, for a bunch of repressed, well behaved, well brought up women.


Had to laugh, Faith. I sneakily use a lot of these in my day-to-day discipline.
Reply:class!!
Reply:Sophic, your pretty full of yourself aren't you.


You a Lesbian?


To even insinuate a Mother can't show her child affection is ludicris to say the least. You as a (so-called journalist) did not judge the poem on it's construction, you judged it on your on set of morals, the very morals that you say this writer cannot force upon her son. yet you try to force them on the gentle readers of the forum. She was not being abusive, she was teaching the son a life lesson and I bet he got the point too!


Showing him that sometimes you have to earn respect before it is granted to you.


I'm glad you grew up in a family that supported you, but some kids don't have that luxury. Your parents worked hard to give you what you have.


Don't be so judgemental of others. especially if your going to be a journalist. You must be Objective in your reporting. not bias. Tell the truth, but do not put your slant on it. just report what the event was.





As for the Poem by MOM


I thought it was splendid.


When you show them what it would be like out in the Big Bad World on their own, they sing a very different tune. Nothing wrong with taking away the comforts as a punishment. After all that is the only recourse the courts and Liberal Congress have allowed us as parents. Everything else is considered child abuse.
Reply:That's true, to me it imply's this generation doesn't think twice.
Reply:To answer your putative question:


No, I would not like to share this with you.





As a *gasp* teenager, I realize that I'm not exactly the target demographic for this, but seeing as you don't seem to have attracted a plethora of responses, I figured I'd chime in.





First, I thought I'd respond to your statement that this piece is considered "newsworthy."





I'm currently in journalism school, and I've learned in my classes that there are several characteristics that make up the quality of newsworthiness:


Very obviously, I would think, for something to be considered newsworthy, it must be news. This is not news, as it does not actually relate any event. It's just an arguably cute poem (other arguments may include "nauseatingly awful").


Another important quality for newsworthiness is timeliness - that is, a story should be current and relevant. As


a) Parents have been complaining about their children since the Ancient Greeeks


and


b) This poem mentions "VCR"s, which are no longer commonly in use


I have to conclude that this standard is not met either.





So, let's conclude that this is not exactly a piece of newsworthy, hard-hitting journalism, shall we?





Now, to the actual points that are being presented. First of all, many of them do not seem to be to be particularly radical. Hitting someone who is smaller, weaker, and unable to fight back constitutes child abuse. I don't know anyone who thinks that spanking a teenager is acceptable. Forcing physical affection on someone who does not want it constitutes sexual abuse.





By the time your children are teenagers, they have the right to form their own political, moral, and religious opinions, and to choose how they wish to behave in these arenas. If you've failed to convince them that your ideas are right, perhaps you're not a particularly effective teacher.





Children do indeed have freedom of speech. They are not excluded from the Bill of Rights on the basis of their age. As for the idea that children should be allowed to have their own THOUGHTS - that someone would think that is unacceptable is horrifying. Parents are supposed to be guides, not dictators, and the American ideal of freedom and independence should begin in the home.





Of course it is a parent's right to discipline a child by taking away privileges. However, I find the idea of a parent purposely spiting a child in a childish attempt to exact revenge for his or her declaring some measure of independence revolting, rather than amusing. I can't imagine what sort of mother would take smug pleasure from reducing her teenage son to tears.





To top it off, the poem is not exactly a masterpiece. If your message is that weak, you should at least stick to a rhyme scheme. Possibly, the writer's teenage son really was smart enough to put her in her place.





Sorry to rant for so long, but treacly tripe like this touches a nerve in me. I'll end with a positive thought and thank you for reminding me how blessed I am to have parents who respect and appreciate me, and who have treated me so that I respect and appreciate them. They are truly a source of inspiration for me and two of my best friends - and I'm glad that my mother is nothing like the one portrayed in this poem.





To end with a few apropos quotes:





"Recently a young mother asked for advice. What, she wanted to know, was she to do with a 7-year-old who was obstreperous, outspoken, and inconveniently willful? "Keep her," I replied.... The suffragettes refused to be polite in demanding what they wanted or grateful for getting what they deserved. Works for me." - Anna Quindlen





" Your children are not your children.


They are the sons and daughters of Life's longing for itself.


They come through you but not from you,


And though they are with you yet they belong not to you.





You may give them your love but not your thoughts,


For they have their own thoughts.


You may house their bodies but not their souls,


For their souls dwell in the house of tomorrow,


which you cannot visit, not even in your dreams.


You may strive to be like them,


but seek not to make them like you.


For life goes not backward nor tarries with yesterday.





You are the bows from which your children


as living arrows are sent forth.


The archer sees the mark upon the path of the infinite,


and He bends you with His might


that His arrows may go swift and far.


Let our bending in the archer's hand be for gladness;


For even as He loves the arrow that flies,


so He loves also the bow that is stable."


-Kahlil Gibran



windows media player 11

How many of you thought this way!!!! (Funny)?

Haha i remember i used to think this way...





I love it!!!





Poem to MOM





My son came home from school one day,


With a smirk upon his face.


He decided he was smart enough,


To put me in my place.





"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,


that's taught by Mr. Wright?


It's all about the laws today,


The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'





It says I need not clean my room,


Don't have to cut my hair


No one can tell me what to think,


Or speak, or what to wear.





I have freedom from religion,


And regardless what you say,


I don't have to bow my head,


And I sure don't have to pray.





I can wear earrings if I want,


And pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.


I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,


Get tattoos from head to toe.





A nd if you ever spank me,


I'll charge you with a crime.


I'll back up all my charges,


With the marks on my behind.





Don't you ever touch me,


My body's only for my use,


Not for your hugs and kisses,


that's just more child abuse.





Don't preach about your morals,


Like your Mama did to you.


That's nothing more than mind control,


And it's illegal too!





Mom, I have these children's rights,


So you can't influence me,


Or I'll call Children's Services Division,


Better known as C.S.D."





Mom's Reply and Thoughts





Of course my first instinct was


To toss him out the door.


But the chanc e to teach him a lesson


Made me think a little more.





I mulled it over carefully,


I couldn't let this go.


A smile crept upon my face,


he's messing with a pro.





Next day I took him shopping


At the local Goodwill Store..


I told him, "Pick out all you want,


there's shirts %26amp; pants galore.





I've called and checked with C.S.D .


Who said they didn't care


If I bought you K-Mart shoes


Instead of those Nike Airs.





I've canceled that appointment


To take your driver's test.


The C.S.D. Is unconcerned


So I'll decide what's best. "





I said "No time to stop and eat,


Or pick up stuff to munch.


And tomorrow you can start to learn


To make your own sack lunch.





Just save the raging appetite,


And wait till dinner time.


We're having liver and onions,


A favorite dish of mine."





He asked "Can I please rent a movie,


To watch on my VCR?"


"Sorry, but I sold your TV,


For new tires on my car.


I also rented out your room,


You'll take the couch instead.


The C .S.D. Requires


Just a roof over your head.





Your clothing won't be trendy now,


I'll choose what we eat.


That allowance that you used to get,


Will buy me something neat.





I'm selling off your jet ski,


Dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.


Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',


It's in effect today!





Hey hot shot, are you crying,


Why are you on your knees?


Are you asking God to help you out,


Instead of C.S.D..?"


President Of Mean Moms,Karen,LOL!!!

How many of you thought this way!!!! (Funny)?
haha wow
Reply:Sweet! Can I copy it and hang it on my fridge? I LOL for ever reading this one! how true! Thanks a lot. You ROCK!
Reply:im SO not gonna read all this
Reply:heard it before but still loved it, thanks
Reply:Lol Great.
Reply:Cool beans! Two thumbs up, I love it.
Reply:I remember reading this in an email and laughed all the way through it. This kid MUST have been a teenager since they think they know everything. GO MOMS!!! lol
Reply:I've never heard this, thanks!
Reply:i gotta remember that


made me laugh out loud


*4u
Reply:Never heard it before now but gonna copy so I can put it on my fridge for my own kids.... :)
Reply:Haha thats funny lol
Reply:That wasn't funny.
Reply:Rock on. :D



windows

What are your thoughts on this?

Children's Bill of Rights





My teenage son came home from school one day,


He had with him a smirk upon his face.


He had decided he was smart enough,


And just knew he could put me in my place.





Guess what I learned in Civics Two,


The class is taught by Mr. Wright?


It's all about the laws today;


It’s called "The Children's Bill of Rights."





It says I need not clean my room,


And I don't have to cut my hair


No one can tell me what to think,


Or how to speak, or what to wear.





I have freedom from religion,


And regardless what you say,


I don't have to bow my head,


And I sure don't have to pray.





I can wear earrings if I want,


And I can pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.


I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,


I can get tattoos from head to toe.





And if you ever spank me,


I'll charge you with a crime.


I'll back up all my charges,


With the marks on my behind.





And don't you ever touch me,


My body's just for my use,


Not for your hugs and kisses,


That is just more child abuse.





Don't preach about your morals,


Like your Mama did to you.


That's nothing more than mind control,


And I'm told that's illegal too!





Mom, I have these children's rights,


So you can't influence me,


I'll call Children's Services Division,


Amongst us kids it is called C.S.D.





Of course my first instinct was


To toss him right out the door.


But the chance to teach him a lesson


Made me think just a little bit more.





I mulled it over carefully;


I just couldn't let this one go.


A great big smile crept upon my face,


He'd forgot he's messing with a pro.





Next day I took him shopping


At the local Goodwill Store.


I told him, "Pick out everything you want,


There are shirts %26amp; pants %26amp; a whole lot more.





I've called and checked with C.S.D.


They told me that they didn't care


If I bought you Goodwill shoes


You don't have to wear Nike Airs.





And I've canceled that appointment


For you to take your driver's test.


The C.S.D. is unconcerned


So I will decide what is best.





I said, "There's no time to stop and eat,


Or pick up stuff for you to munch.


And tomorrow you can start to learn


Just how to pack your own sack lunch.





Oh, just save your raging appetite,


I have special plans for dinnertime.


We're having liver and onions,


It is a favorite dish of mine."





He asked, "Can I rent a movie,


To watch on my own DVR?"


"Sorry, but I sold your TV,


I put new tires on my car.





I also rented out your room,


You will sleep on the couch instead.


The C.S.D. requires


Just a roof over your head.





Your clothing won't be trendy now,


And I will choose what we eat.


That allowance that you used to get,


I'll use it to buy me something neat.





I will be selling off your jet ski,


Also your dirt bike %26amp; roller blades.


Check out the "Parents Bill of Rights,"


It is still in effect today!





Hey hot shot are you crying,


And why are you on your knees?


Are you asking God to help you out?


Instead of going to C.S.D..?"








Author unknown


Revision Author: Cora Lois Grody


11/15/2004


Copyright ©2004 - 2007 Cora Grody

What are your thoughts on this?
i love the answer to all his smart reasonings,... smart parent
Reply:What can I say?


I love it.


Peace, Love, and Happiness to you and yours.
Reply:COOOOL



books

Remember these days?

Before the MySpace frenzy. Before the Internet %26amp; text messaging. Before Sidekicks %26amp; iPods. Before MIKE JONESSS Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX. Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night. WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was $0.95 a gallon %26amp; Caller ID was a new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs %26amp; paid $3.50 for a movie. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans. When 2Pac and Biggie where alive. When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever. Way back. Tag. Get Over Here!!!! means something to you. Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk. Red Light, Green Light. Heads Up 7 Up. Playing Kickball %26amp; Dodgeball until your porch light came on. Hopskotch. Slip-n-Slides. Tree Houses. Hula Hoops. Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps. The annoying Nano Pets %26amp; Furbies. Running through the sprinklers. Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King. Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car. Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car. Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It" Wait. Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter. Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats. The original Power Rangers Or what about: The Secret Life of Alex Mac. Ren %26amp; Stimpy. Double Dare. Rocko's Modern Life. AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS. Wild %26amp; Crazy Kids. Clarissa Explains it All. salute your shorts(CAMP ANAWANA) Are You Afraid of the Dark? The original cast members of all that. Kenan %26amp; Kel. doug. magic school bus. flash forward. pete and pete. legends of the hidden temple. hey dude. dinosaurs. pinky and the brain. blossom. hangin with mr.copper. wishbone. bill-nye the science guy. kablamm. Who could forget Snick? %26amp; Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life %26amp; I Love Lucy. Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years. or nick jr. with face gulah gulah island little bear under the unbrella tree the busy world of richard scary the adventures of winnie the pooh Kool-Aid was the drink of choice. Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school. Class field trips. POGS When Christmas was the most exciting time of year. When $5 seemed like a million, %26amp; another dollar a miracle. When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday. When Toys R Us overuled the mall. Go back to the time when Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'. Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!' 'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest. Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'. It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends. Being old referred to anyone over 20. A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery. Scrapes %26amp; bruises were kissed %26amp; made better. It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair. When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever. When Ninja Turtles ruled the world. When Lisa Frank was the raddest thing ever. When a candy bar at the grocery store was the highlight of your day. When coupons collected all year could get you a prize in your class auction. When the only thing you cried over was your mom being late to pick you up. When stress was addition and subtraction. When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over and who's to TP When shaving cream was just meant for play. When a first kiss only lead to cooties. When valentines day meant cards for all. When birthdays were a class event. When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life. (Yeah, that's still no good)...... who would have thought youd miss the 90's so much

Remember these days?
Oh my gosh. you just summed up a lot of my childhood. and i ******** miss it.
Reply:I remember way back when
Reply:Yeah, I remember that with my kids and even farther back with myself! Oh man, you just had to remind me of how old I'm getting didn't ya?! LOL!
Reply:be simple
Reply:SCOTTIE BEEM ME UP
Reply:Actually I remember when all we had was a radio. Or when we did get a TV it was in black and white and had only one station. Before automatic transmissions in cars, before jet airplanes for commercial flight, when record players were in. Stuff like that.
Reply:I think most of us miss our childhood. I am trying my best to keep my children on the track of the simple life of playing outside most of the time and with their friends and enjoying it. Yes they do have some video games, but they don't consume their lives. I want my children to have wonderful memories of being children.
Reply:I REMEMBER THE 60'S AND 70'S WITH FOND MEMORIES. A TIME EVEN MORE RELAXED THAN THE TIMES WE ARE FACING NOW. ALL YOU SPOKE OF WAS NEAT, BUT WE WHO ARE OLDER CAN TALK ABOUT EVEN MORE FUN TIMES LIKE THE ORIGINAL" MICKEY MOUSE CLUB." NOW THAT WAS CLEAN GOOD FUN.



C++ Function

To All Parents having problems with their Kids.?

Don't Mess With Mom





My son came home from school one day,


with a smirk upon his face.


He decided he was smart enough,


to put me in my place.





"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,


that's taught by Mr. Wright?


It's all about the laws today,


The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'





It says I need not clean my room,


don't have to cut my hair.


No one can tell me what to think,


or speak, or what to wear.





I have freedom from religion,


and regardless what you say,


I don't have to bow my head,


and I sure don't have to pray.





I can wear earrings if I want,


and pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.


I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,


ge tattoos from head to toe.





And if you ever spank me,


I'll charge you with a crime.


I'll back up all my charges,


with the marks on my behind.





Don't you ever touch me,


my body's only for my use,


not for your hugs and kisses,that's just more child abuse.





Don't preach about your morals,


like your Mama did to you.


That's nothing more than mind control,


and it's illegal too!





Mom, I have these children's rights,


so you can't influence me,


or I'll call Children's Services Division,


better known as CSD."





Of course my first instinct was


to toss him out the door.


But the chance to teach him a lesson


made me think a little more.





I mulled it over carefully,


I couldn't let this go.


A smile crept upon my face,


he's messing with a pro.





Next day I took him shopping


at the local Goodwill Store.


I told him, "Pick out aal you want,


there's shirts and pants galore.





I've called and checked with CSD


who said they didn't care


if I bought you K-Mart shoes


instead of Nike Airs.





I've cancelled that appointment


to take your drivers test.


The CSD is unconcered


so I'll decide what's best."





I said "No time to stop and eat,


or pick up stuff to munch.


And tomorrow you can start to learn


to make your own sack lunch.





Just save the raging appetite,


and wait till dinner time.


We're having liver and onions,


a favorite dish of mine."





He asked "Can I please rent a movie,


to watch on my VCR?"


"Sorry, but I sold your TV,


for new tires on my car.





I also rented out your room,


you'll take the couch instead.


The CSD requires


just a roof over your head.





Your clothing won't be trendy now,


I'll choose what we eat.


That allowance that you used to get,


will buy me something neat.





I'm selling off your jet ski,


dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.


Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',


its in effect today!





Hey hot shot, are you crying,


Why are you on your knees?


Are you asking God to help you out,


instad of CSD..?"





Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenager, or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday OR ANYONE WHO"D JUST GET A LAUGH...I love this one!!!

To All Parents having problems with their Kids.?
Thats the best.Thanks for a poem that made my day as a parent of a preteen.
Reply:I've seen this before, and copied it to read to my class (7th grade), and my own kids. I heard it about 4 years ago, and it's still a good one. Report It

Reply:I just hit my kids, it takes less time than making them read this.
Reply:That was cute!! My twin girls are only 10 months old but I know the day will come when I have double teenage trouble :)
Reply:YES! love it ........don't forget you get revenge too later in life .... grand kids ...teach them everything their parents did! thanks
Reply:THAT WAS REALLY COOL! thats a good email you got...





sorry to change the subject


My Grandson has to live with one.


well did you know that if something happens to him (like molestation) you could be charged for withholding info on a child whos in danger? you should do something about this immediately...im sure you have tried everything you can think of but this is your grandson (im not ragging on you in any way) i just hate to hear things like this. you should dig really deep into this...for one child molestors are not suppose to be around children...well here in my state anyways...please,please look into this more. i know its none of my business and i mean no disrespect in any way,but please save this little boy before its to late. apparently his mother doesnt see this as a threat,so you have got to do something about this even if it pisses off the mother...





again i mean no disrespect...sorry to change the subject.....ill pray for you.
Reply:Yeah liked that one.
Reply:You go girl!!!!!!!
Reply:that was cool.



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How many divorced a long time ago and realized now that they "gave up" too easy?

It seems with every passing year as I get older now I realize my kids are growing up, life is still a roller coaster, but I seem to come to the truth that my first marriage I "gave up" on (over 6 years ago) and what was so "bad" or "wrong" back then was probably a phase we both were going through and would have, or probably should have, or at lease could have been worked though.





I think many in my shoes might see my point now and agree with this, come on fess up anyone?

How many divorced a long time ago and realized now that they "gave up" too easy?
I too have regrets about the way I so easily gave up on my first marriage. We had a two-year-old daughter at the time (now she is 10). We had been together for 10 years, married for 6 at the time of the divorce. We were high school sweethearts. I didn't have it in me to cheat, and I thought I was missing something, so I divorced. I eventually remarried a few years later. I now have 2 more childre, 2 and 4, and after 5 years of marriage to my second husband, I found out 3 months ago that he had been unfaithful. This really made me question my choice for my first divorce. But, you can't live in the past, nor can you change it. Learn from it and don't let regret beat you down. If you have unresolved issues with your ex, get them straightened out, even if it is only within yourself. Best of luck!
Reply:This happen mostly when people get marriage when they still young.


put it this way - before you getting marriage, you need to have a clear idea that what marriage are. love each other, doesn't mean fit together.


when two people getting marriage, their life is not same as before anymore. As marriage have much more responsibility in it, and they need to be understanding each other no matter lifestyle, thinking and so on(I think you understand that as you have been though it). Also, sometime love and marriage life though the time become calm and even boring, people haven't got enough experience to handle it, so a lot of them 'gave up' at this stage. All of the problem need to find the solution of them.


Of course, sometime people think they love another, but actually they just used to be together, even the love go by. So after they meet someone after that, they would... (but it is the other situation.)


These are the reasons of why the first marriage fall, as many people haven't been aware of these. and after first marriage, they have a better understanding about the relationship of it, so they would pay more patience to work out these kind of problems. (some people haven't learn the lesson from their first marriage, so they easy to have second, third, four.....)


Thus, if people have clear understanding of it and getting older (be able to understand and due with other people), their first marriage would more likely to keep.


Suggestion: watch the TV program: Dr. Phil
Reply:I agree with you all the way.



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